kevin bloody wilson - a tool that'll fix it lyrics
its just a little biddy tool i’ve had since i was just a boy,
that me grandad taught me how to use bring other people joy,
now i can fix most anything so just give me a call,
’cause i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it,
you say your motor ain’t been runnin’ like it should,
ha, look well let me spend a little while underneath your hood,
and i’ll just poke around in there until it’s purrin’ pretty good,
’cause i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, bend and poke and twist it,
just hold on the dipstick careful you don’t get it all over yourself,
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, i won’t quit until i’ve licked it
yes ma’am, i’ve got a tool that’ll fix.
and your love life’s in the dark now since they cut off your supply,
and them batteries and candles only last a little while,
look, just let me plug it right here and brighten up your night,
’cause i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it,
and your garden’s neat and tended ain’t been touched now for a
while,
and your bush has been neglected used to be so d-mn fertile,
and i’ll bet you them there melons ain’t been squeezin’ out for a
while
look well, i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, bend and poke and twist it,
just hold on to the hose careful you don’t get yourself too wet,
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, i won’t quit until i’ve locked it
yes ma’am, i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
and your plummin’s gettin’ rusty and your ’bout to burst a pipe,
and you have to take cold showers, ’cause no one stokes the fire,
and that dirty water’s backin’ up well look, i know what’s required,
’cause i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it,
so if you need a little service just call ‘anytime at all’,
i’ll hammer it poke it screw it, even bang it against the wall
and i’ll redecorate your decor, and keep you nice and warm
’cause i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, bend and poke and twist it,
just rest your little hand on it and i’ll see what we can do,
i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it, i won’t quit until i’ve licked it
yes ma’am, i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
you bet ya ha i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
look at this, i’ve got a tool that’ll fix it.
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