kevin bloody wilson - fair & just lyrics
you see it on the telly, all the shows about police,
“yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is”‘
the poms have got the sweeney,
“the yanks start too much”,
but we’re australian super cops they call us fair and just.
’cause i’m a fair d-nk-m -sshole, “and i’m just a proper c-nt”,
we used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,
“kickin’ -ss and crackin’ skulls”, and bustin’ our own moms,
the best two coppers you can buy they call us fair and just.
i was born a f-ckin’ -sshole so to me the job’s just right,
“and i deserve a f-ckin’ badge bein’ a dead c-nt all me life”,
and we’re the f-ckin’ perfect pigs, “the f-ckin’ best there is”
you’d have to team up walk in h-ll to find a bigger pair’a pr-cks,
’cause i handle all the hookers, “and me i handle thugs
and i get off on bashin’ poofters”, and i get off on drugs,
and i like interviewin’ molls, ’cause they ain’t got a f-ckin’ quid,
“and i like interviewin’ c-nts around the face and f-ckin’ head”.
yeah i’m a fair d-nk-m -sshole, “and i’m just a proper c-nt”,
we used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,
“kickin’ -ss and crackin’ skulls”, bustin’ our own moms,
the best two coppers you can buy they call us fair and just.
“i would’a liked to’a been a meetin’ cop but, just imagine that”,
yeah a burnt out resource with a c-nt, half way up it’s back
and i like pinchin’ lady drivers ’cause i give ’em all a chance,
“yeah with your special triple eyes and kit hangin’ out your pants”,
but we’ve learned some pretty useful stuff since we’ve been on the
force,
yeah like how to hold me f-ckin’ hand out, “and how to use a knife
and fork,
we’re almost f-ckin’ human”, yeah but the hardest thing we’ve found
is how to walk without our f-ckin’ knuckles draggin’ the ground.
’cause i’m a fair d-nk-m -sshole, “yeah i’m just proper c-nt”,
we used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,
“kickin’ and crackin’ skulls”, bustin’ our own moms,
the best two coppers you can buy they call us fair and just.
“yeah you’re a fair d-nk-m -sshole” and you’re just a proper c-nt,
we used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,
out there kickin’ -ss and crackin’ skulls, “and bustin’ our own moms”,
the best two coppers you can buy they call us fair and just.
’cause i’m a fair d-nk-m -sshole, “yeah and i’m just a proper c-nt”,
we used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,
“kickin’ and crackin’ skulls”, and bustin’ our own moms,
the best two coppers you can buy they call us fair and just.
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