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kevin bloody wilson - grandad's got a bone lyrics

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paroles de la chanson grandads got a bone :
the old b-st-rd lay sprawled on the nursin home floor
he’d been w-nkin an fell out of his chair

an as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust
splatterin muck an guck an sh-t everywhere

it was all up the wall on the matron an all
it was caked on her apr-n an hair

and as we ducked for cover that filthy old b-gg-r just
sat there with his c-ck in his hand…….

ah, it couldn’t ave been a worse day cos it was his
birthday
with the rellies rallied all round his bed

absoloutly amazed that he’d actually made another
birthday cos he should have ben dead

with all that f-ckin an fightin that he’d done in his
life, he should have been hung years ago

by any number of blokes whose missus he’s poked with
that monster he was strokin there now

(chorus)
ah, grandads got his stiffy

grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we’d promised her we’d phone
he’s od’d on v–gr-
call grandmother up on the phone
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone

(verse)
but he just wouldn’t stop w-nkin so we chucked on a
blanked, so the women and kids couldn’t see

his battered banana hangin out his pyjamas and the c-m
stain an sh-t on his sheets

but that filthy old b-st-rd sat cackaling laughin, just
waving his slug in the air

and by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
‘everybody get the f-ck out of here!!’

(chorus)
cos, grandads got his stiffy
grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we’d promised her we’d phone
cos grandads going ballistic
call grandmother up on the phone
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone

- kevin bloody wilson lyrics

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