kevin bloody wilson - hello john (the john laws song) lyrics
h-llo john, h-llo lawsie, oh john, is that you?
mate you’ve no idea how hard it was tryin’ to get through,
am i on the air? f-ckin’ h-ll. whoop, sorry i didn’t know,
so i’ll try not to say f-ck again alright, h-llo? h-llo? h-llo john?
(h-llo john) h-llo john?
h-llo john, h-llo lawsie, g’day john is that you?
mate i’m callin’ from a pay phone and look i didn’t mean to rude
before
and i’m sorry i said f-ck, alright, made a pr-ck’a meself i know,
so i rang to say f-ckin’ sorry mate, h-llo? h-llo? h-llo john?
(h-llo john) h-llo john?
(h-llo john)
h-llo john, lawsie, f-ckin’ h-ll, what they doin’?
f-ckin’ phone keeps cuttin’ out and i’m tryin’ talk to you
and i’m runnin’ out of f-ckin’ change, and i just wanna say h-llo,
and some c-nt keeps on cuttin’ me off, oh f-ck! h-llo! h-llo john?!
(h-llo john) h-llo?!
h-llo john, f-ckin’ h-ll mate, c-nts cut me off again,
and i just wanna have a f-ckin’ chat and put my two bobs worth in,
and them c-nts keep f-ckin’ cuttin’ me off while i’m talkin’ on the
phone,
useless f-ckin’ poofters b-st-rds, oh f-ck! h-llo! h-llo john?!
(h-llo john) h-llo john?!
(h-llo john)
h-llo lawsie, lawsie f-ck ya, oh f-ck i give up,
and stick your f-ckin’ rodeo show and…and who gives a f-ck ya
pompous pr-ck!
f-ck your rodeo show! oh f-ck, i’ll give another call, h-llo? h-llo?
lawsie! mate.
lawsie, john. (h-llo john)
john, lawsie, pick up the f-ckin’ phone. (h-llo john)
lawsie, get one’a them hand maidens to pick up the f-ckin’ phone!
(h-llo john)
for christ’s sake then give us f-ckin’ darren inchy’s number. (h-llo
john)
darren, i wanna talk to f-ckin’ darren inch, i got right off you ya c-nt.
(h-llo john)
give us f-ckin’ inchy’s number, you don’t wanna f-ckin’ talk to me.
(h-llo john)
f-ckin’ inchy needs a maid at the moment. (h-llo john)
lawsie ya c-nt!
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