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kevin bloody wilson - kristmas on the piss lyrics

was p-ssin’ down all christmas day the sheep were f-ckin’ drenched,
floods and f-ckin’ cyclones in the middle of the wet,
aw take a month to dry ’em out but they just gotta be clipped,
when they’re soakin’ you can’t sheer ’em so we stuck ’em in the
press.

and went ringin’ out the sheep, ringin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day ringin’ out the sheep,
ringin’ out the sheep, ringin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day ringin’ out the sheep.

“i’m only just a roustabout i’m pretty new at this,
and while them b-st-rd shearers are ringin’ out the sheep,
i’m standin’ by the wool press, and while they’re bein’ squeezed,
there’s sheep sh-t flyin’ everywhere i’m sweepin’ up the sh-t.

yeah sweepin’ up the sh-t, sweepin’ up the sh-t,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day sweepin’ up the sh-t”,
while we’re ringin’ out the sheep, ringin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day ringin’ out the sheep.

“i’m a kiwi shearer, its christmas day in oz,
and christmas in new zealand is different because,
that’s when you stick your wellies on and bring round all your mates,
to join you in the g-ngb-ng and spend all christmas day hey.

reamin’ out the sheep, reamin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day reamin’ out the sheep”,
“yeah sweepin’ up the sh-t, sweepin’ up the sh-t,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day sweepin’ up the sh-t”,
while we’re ringin’ out the sheep, ringin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day ringin’ out the sheep.

the sheep are in the dry paddock and we’re all back in the shed,
we’ve finally rung the b-st-rds out but we’re near f-ckin’ dead
aww but f-ck it all it’s christmas, so let’s do what we do best,
drink to the occasion and spend christmas on the p-ss.

yeah drinkin’ heaps’a p-ss, drinkin’ heaps’a p-ss,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day drinkin’ heaps’a p-ss,
“hey reamin’ out the sheep, reamin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day reamin’ out the sheep,
“yeah sweepin’ up the sh-t, sweepin’ out the sh-t,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day sweepin’ up the sh-t”,
while we’re ringin’ out the sheep, ringin’ out the sheep,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day ringin’ out the sheep.

yeah christmas on the p-ss, christmas on the p-ss,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day christmas on the p-ss,
christmas on the p-ss, christmas on the p-ss,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day christmas on the p-ss.

yeah christmas on the p-ss, christmas on the p-ss,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day christmas on the p-ss.
christmas on the p-ss, christmas on the p-ss,
spend all f-ckin’ christmas day christmas on the p-ss.

spend all f-ckin’ christmas day, christmas on the p-ss.

hahahaha hoohoo.

- kevin bloody wilson lyrics

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