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kevin bloody wilson - my grandfather's cock - live in london lyrics

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paroles de la chanson my grandfather’s c-ck :
my grandfather’s c-ck was an itsy bitsy d-cky and it

hardly took up any room at all

had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you

should have seen the size of grandad’s b-lls

he had a h-rn on the morn’ of the day that he was born

and ‘though it was erect you couldn’t see

’cause my grandfather’s c-ck was a p-ssy little p-sser
but his

clangers they were hanging to his knees

a tiny wee appendage… (not a c-ck not a c-ck)

an inch from end to end it’s… (not a c-ck, not a
c-ck)

just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart

on the old, man’s, nuts

well my grandfather’s c-ck was a huge mother f-cker and
his

p-ck-r was erect or so to say

and you should have seen the head, you should have seen
the neck

used to take me for a wrestle in the hay

had a head like a steer nothin’ ‘tween the f-ckin’
ears

you should have seen that god d-mn neck

like a giant of a man, with a pumpkin in his hands

get that pumpkin f-ckin’ pumpin’ near to death

you should have seen that darn thing… (what a c-ck
what a c-ck)

rearin’ like a mustang… (what a c-ck, what a c-ck)

it was wild, mean, oiled up in his jeans

woop ‘er tail let ‘er out and let ‘er ride

well my grandfather’s c-ck was just average for an
aussie

weighed i s’pose 30, 40 pounds

and overall his old fella was just a couple of inches

just a couple of inches from draggin’ on the ground

had a vein in it’s neck like a f-ckin’ opera singer

and a head like an old school bell

and a pair of leather knackers like a ringers saddle
bags

picked up ribbons at the royal show as well

fair d-nk-m mate i kid you not… (what a c-ck, what a
c-ck)

just an average aussie c-ck… (what a c-ck what a
c-ck)

and he still, ploughs, an acre everyday

crawlin’ ’round on his hands and his knees



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