kevin bloody wilson - she's the sorta sheila lyrics
verse 1:
a
well there aint many sheilas where i come from
e
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
n they recon i got the ugliest one
a
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
n if ya had a dog that looked like that
d
youd shave its -rs- n teach it to walk backwards
e
but you couldnt teach an animal to f-ck like that
a
so shes the sorta sheila for me.
chorus: (play this after each verse)
e a
yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
e
shes the sorta sheila for me
she aint no f-ckin oil paintin but
a
shes the sorta sheila for me.
extra verses:
verse 2:
well theres no politically correct word for f-ckin
fat
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
but providing i can get drunk enough
shes elli mcpherson when im upin er
and even wayne kerry wouldnt bother tryin to f-ck er
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
verse 3:
shes got b.o. and shes got bad breath
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
she looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
she picks her nose and shes always fartin
got saggy t-ts and a saggy -rs-
but i tell ya what mate im f-ckin laughin
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
verse 4:
yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
she chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
but shes the sorta sheila for me.
shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
mate two short planks look like a computer
and i gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
so shes the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
end verse: (use short palm muted strums)
a a
yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
d d
and her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
e e
so im not as f-ckin stupid as you thought i was
e a (normal strum pattern)
shes the sorta sheila for me.
e a
shes the sorta sheila for me.
e a
shes the sorta sheila for me.
e a e a
shes the sorta sheila for me.
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