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kevin bloody wilson - she's the sorta sheila lyrics

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verse 1:
a
well there ain’t many sheilas where i come from
e
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
‘n’ they recon i got the ugliest one
a
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
‘n’ if ya had a dog that looked like that
d
you’d shave its -rs- ‘n’ teach it to walk backwards
e
but you couldn’t teach an animal to f-ck like that
a
so she’s the sorta sheila for me.
chorus: (play this after each verse)
e a
yeah, she’s the sorta sheila for me
e
she’s the sorta sheila for me
she ain’t no f-ckin’ oil paintin’ but
a
she’s the sorta sheila for me.
extra verses:
verse 2:
well there’s no politically correct word for f-ckin’
fat
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
but providing i can get drunk enough
she’s elli mcpherson when i’m upin ‘er
and even wayne kerry wouldn’t bother tryin’ to f-ck ‘er
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
verse 3:
she’s got b.o. and she’s got bad breath
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
she looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
she picks her nose and she’s always fartin’
got saggy t-ts and a saggy -rs-
but i tell ya what mate i’m f-ckin’ laughin’
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
verse 4:
yeah, she ain’t to pretty and she ain’t to bright
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
she chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
but she’s the sorta sheila for me.
she’s got the uglies and she’s got the stupids
mate two short planks look like a computer
and i gotta do this to get the courage up to root ‘er
so she’s the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
end verse: (use short palm muted strums)
a a
yeah you know the best bit is she’s deaf ‘n’ dumb
d d
and her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
e e
so i’m not as f-ckin stupid as you thought i was
e a (normal strum pattern)
she’s the sorta sheila for me.
e a
she’s the sorta sheila for me.
e a
she’s the sorta sheila for me.
e a e a
she’s the sorta sheila for me.



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