kevin bloody wilson - what about poor old santa claus lyrics
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
you c-nt
christmas comes but once a year
bust me f-ckin’ gut to get here
but when i do, i can’t get in
your house is a f-ckin’ fortress
the chimney’s gone, the doors are locked
the alarm goes off and you call the cops
then the cops turn up and lock me up
wouldn’t give a flying f-ck who i was
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
yeah, you c-nt
and then them f-ckin’ elves are lazy c-nts
wouldn’t work in an iron lung
f-ckin’ useless, every one of ’em
gotta do the f-ckin’ lot meself
and them reindeers are worse ‘n the f-ckin’ elves
rudolph and that mob from h-ll
i’ll give ’em f-ckin’ jingle bells
come, ya lazy c-nts
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
useless c-nts
gotta fly through sleet and blindin’ snow
and dodge ’em planes and ufos
and flyin’ saucers and cops back home
that misses ’em, mine’s a f-ckin’ idiot
bit by dogs and frostbite, too
kicked by kids and kangaroos
and up to me -rs- in reindeer poo
i’m gettin’ too old for all this sh-t
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
ungrateful c-nts
then the f-ckin’ kids, the little b-st-rds
i oughta kick their f-ckin’ -rs-s
payback for some of the nasties
the little -rs-holes have done to me
they’ve spewed on themselves, they’ve sh-t in their
pants
it’s thunderin’ sh-t all over their aunts
now wipe in off on your f-ckin’ beard
ho, ho, f-ckin’ ho
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
little c-nts
so, what about poor old santa claus
when i come back next year because
when i’m back in your neighborhood
here’s what you c-nts had better do
stoke the bong and stack the fridge
or i’ll fill up your -rs- full of reindeer sh-t
now leave, f-ck off, you mongrel kids
and you can sort the c-nt’s sack yerself
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
yeah, ya c-nts
[3x]
d-mn ya b-st-rds
so, what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
what about poor old santa claus
yeah, ya mongrel b-st-rds
ho, ho, f-ckin’ ho
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