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kevinkempt - dear santa lyrics

[chorus]
god rest ye merry gentlemen
let nothing you dismay
remember christ our savior
was born on christmas day
to save us all from satan’s pow’r
when we were gone astray
oh tidings of comfort and joy
comfort and joy. oh

[verse 1]
good elves, good girl
good day
gold chain, hold paint
gold sleigh
throwin out the candy corn cause halloween is over
year went by so fast i thought the world was chillin in october
couldn’t make the cookies cause the oven set on fire
imma rookie, but i’m better than a dumb santa denier
took me couple years but now i undеrstand that neither
of my parents wеre the ones that bought me red and green attire
saint nick making me a bit depressive, witnessed presents
but he gave me coal inside my stocking. it’s the
same tricks. i know i’m a bit excessive. it’s impressive
how much santa decided to not grant me a great gift
a great gift under the tree tonight
santa eating cookies when the poor can’t even eat tonight
santa eating cookies when the poor can’t even sleep tonight
i think i should be polite, but santa you ain’t bein’ right
christmas isn’t even about you
it’s messsed up that you’d just steal the spotlight from jesus like that
[chorus]
god rest ye merry gentlemen
let nothing you dismay
remember christ our savior
was born on christmas day
to save us all from satan’s pow’r
when we were gone astray
oh tidings of comfort and joy
comfort and joy. oh

[verse 2]
santa clause. i’m not giving you cookies. i won’t follow all your
canon laws and imma have to slap my damaged hand across. i’m
not about to call myself a communist, but the way you
do not pay your elves seems very ominous
i heard you gave them places to stay. i’m not a bright teenager
but in my opinion that sounds just like chinese labor
you say you’re watching every kid. here’s something that i’ve yet seen
what’s the reason that you did just nothing about epstein?
oh! i went there. let’s just speak bluntly
what’s the reason you don’t gift to third world countries?
what’s the reason you don’t gift to all the urban areas
are you just being racist cause i know the kids ain’t scared of ya
i don’t care if this dismisses wishes on my wishlist
i don’t care if santa listens to this lookin’ viscious
imma wrap the song up soon like a present. it’s a big twist
despite everything i said i’m wishing merry christmas
[outro]
there’s no way that this song ends up releasing before christmas though so i guess i hope you had a good one
i guess you could always listen to it next year. i do+

- kevinkempt lyrics

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