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i sing like a goat
the front in my throat
has lived there for years
and he makes me sing this way
i set up a bed
down by the steps
so when i run down stairs
i don’t crash and smash my head
i really have to pee now
but i cannot leave because
i’m waiting for rihanna
where is that ho?

this is our girls night
i sent her an e-vite
to have a slumber party party
at my house

oh oh ooh oh oh
i’m very frio!
i keep forgetting to put clothes on
rock and roll!
guitar solo!
i had to start a band with no one
the evil throat froggy
he put a curse on me
now i must live in this big house alone
hey rihanna!
where the h-ll are ya?
don’t p-ss me off or i’ll unfriend you
sorry i’m late
i was har-ssed at the gate
your house is a maze
don’t know why you need all this sp-ce
we’re smoking in bed
b-tchin’ bout men
our -sses look great
but we can’t find a decent mate
it really makes me feel bad
got issues with my dad
and it makes me date such -ssholes

oh not again
lets play a board game
like scattergories
and i will make us nachos nachos
where’d she go?
hey rihanna
i think i lost ya

i took a wrong turn at the bathroom

make a left!

hey shakira
i cannot hear ya

just stay put my b-tt will find your b-tt
communicate with me
with -ss telepathy

now we’re dry humping the dry wall

why can’t i rebound
from stupid chris brown
you keep forgetting he’s an -ss clown

i’d kill and i’d steal
and i’d cheat on my taxes
and french kiss a frog for that boy

really?

i’d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic

he battered you like a nerf toy
i have a solution, a man subst-tution
have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
just reach down and kiss him
he’ll become a prince
and he won’t treat you like a lap dog

ohh noo!
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

now the evil frog has cursed you.

what is that noise?

that’s you new voice

and now i sound the way i used to sound

how do i stop this h-ll?
this vocal prison cell

you have to p-ss the curse to someone else
well this is goodbye
my hips don’t lie!

you kind of sound like julie andrews

oh thank you.

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