khary - 99 bottles lyrics
[intro: cer10]
man, this is weird
uhhh, this weird
uhhh, this is cer10 and khary!
[hook 1: khary]
99 bottles
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 models
99 reasons i can’t f-ck with ya’ll
99 problems
wait, no, i am not jay-z
i know i’m the one, you know you can’t graze me
99 reasons you hate me
[verse 1: khary]
i hear insecurities in your bravado
stopping sipping my sh-t, n-gg- get your own bottle (woo!)
36.99 get you some henny (henny)
homie, you tripping, get out of morocco (aye)
i admit, i am a tough act to follow (d-mn) (uh)
black and white sneakers my outfit so… (outfit so) (hehehe)
black and white sneakers my outfit’s mulatto (mulatto)
yellow raincoat and my girlfriend so asian (aye) ([???])
i smoke a little, don’t sniff that caucasian ([???]) (skrt, skrt!)
no… c-ke is not a black man’s drug (nah) (woo, woo!)
black on tracks like i’m batman’s glove ([???]) (batman)
hands on like an afghan robe (afghan) ([???])
never miss like pac-man’s love, d-mn (love) (yeah!)
this is not a game though
turnt -ss n-gg-s always looking for an angle (angle)
get off my d-ck, let it dangle (dangle)
get off my horse, you ain’t django (django)
vroom, vroom
nascar, khary, this is not a two-seater (pew)
not a should of, could of, would of (aye, aye) (skrt, skrt!)
n-gg- you can keep the cedar (i know)
derek jeter when i hit it out the park (park)
tony stark, got them iron man features (ah) (there he go)
blast off, then i fire heat seekers (aye) ([???]) (there he go!)
cool ‘em off, make them hire new teachers (aye, yo!)
only wired, never teetered ([???])
k!lling sh-t and choir for the reefer (d-mn)
bodies don’t expire in the freezer (ehehe..) (ah)
[hook 2 : khary and cer10]
99 bottles (99 bottles)
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 models (99 models)
99 reasons i can’t f-ck with ya’ll
99 problems (99 problems)
wait, no, i am not jay-z (no i’m not-)
i know i’m the one, you know you can’t graze me (wait, wait)
99 reasons you hate me (okay, cer10!)
[verse 2, cer10]
i see that you’re in quite the big fiasco like it’s lupe
if you were a supervillain, i know that you would be two-face
livin’ a secret life, you be feeling’ more like bruce wayne
don’t mess with the michael kors, i’d rather listen to bublé
“i got 99 problems but a bottle ain’t one!”
that’s what y’all say, but i know the drinking ain’t done
i don’t get why everyone’s tryna go make you famous
your fans don’t need your wisdom, your life you need to go straighten out
out, that’s just how it has to be
“how do i make all of my songs better?” ‘s what you’re asking me
(i understand) but if you’re lookin’ to make a masterpiece
i know that i’ll offend you, but try cutting down on daiquiri
quick, get out my faculty, actually astronomically
action-packed, rapping factually, maybe not fast, but enter
emphatically-written music, i don’t care about no salary
i’m cutting down on all of my old habits like it’s calories
brandy, rum, whiskey, wine, spirits, and patróne
alcohol and drug-consuming is not something i condone
not tryna’ be controlling, but if i can’t help, it just irks me
i hopin’ you’ll get saved someday, praying that the lord has mercy on your soul
and i don’t wanna be like jay-z
right now, they’re all just watching me, the industry, they hate me
god’s the only one that i should be constantly praising
99 problems, the industry will never make me
[hook 3: khary and cer10, both]
99 bottles (99 bottles)
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 models (99 models)
99 reasons i can’t f-ck with ya’ll (99 reasons i can’t with y’all)
99 problems (99 problems)
wait, no, i am not jay-z (no, i’m not jay-z)
i know i’m the one, you know you can’t graze me (i’m the one)
99 reasons you hate me
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