khyro pratt - river rouge paradise lyrics
[opening]
quick disclaimer
(disclaimer)
uh, if you didn’t go to mme priel’s history class
you won’t know who this guy is
but just get used to it, ok
we have deakster on the track
(the deakster gaming)
[verse 1]
as i walk through my settlement of riviere rouge
i take a look at 1866 and all my friends are drinking booze
that they got sold to, by the americans
and then i said :
“ooh, i gosh darn hate those americans, eh!”
but they brought their stinking exes
and they wanted to buy us so then canada came around
and said :
“eh bud, how ’bout we purchase?”
and then the rupert’s land was part of the dominion
[pre+chorus]
and i have to do my agriculture classes
because they will nip me back right in the asses
because every single time i come home to my wife
i arrive home and my son’s saying :
“aight!”
[chorus]
we’ve been spending most our lives
living in the riviere rouge settlement
it’s hard work and sacrifice
living in the riviere rouge settlement
been spending most our lives
living in the riviere rouge settlement
it’s hard work and sacrifice
living in the riviere rouge settlement
[verse 2]
a local man hung me in the neck last week
i just smiled and i turned the other cheek
then canada’s prime minister made the promise
of manitoba for all my meti brothers
but they didn’t want rights
so instead they basically f+cked us
but at that point it was far too late
louis riel was in america, eh
[verse 3]
and then louis riel came back because
some people in saskatchewan told him that it kinda sucked
so he got out of the mental institution
and then he said :
“eughbleuaegughbleah”
oh yes
yeah, he’s dead
because he got hung last week
what does that have to do with anything?
oh wait
that’s historically incorrect
he got hung after the revolution
[pre+chorus]
then i came back
and became president of the metis
but then i left again
and then everybody said
[chorus]
we’ve been spending most our lives
living in louis riel’s rules
we’ve been spending most our lives
living in louis riel’s rules
we’ve been spending most our lives
living in louis riel’s rules
it’s hard work and sacrifice
living under louis riel’s rules
ughh
[verse 4]
um i’m louis riel’s kid
my daddy’s dead because he rebelled against the government
and now i am walking down the hallway
because our house got repossessed because he couldn’t
pay the mortgage
and the mortgage
he had to take a hundred year mortgage
and now my mom is stuck paying the mortgage
[verse 5]
so i don’t understand what’s going on
but, daddy’s just dead
that’s as simple as that
he got hung for rebelling in
18+ something something
and i’m pretty sure that’s bad
’cause we were going to party afterward
[verse 6]
’cause he tried to get us to win
but um+
um+ the canadian military suppressed us brutally
and+ um+ uh+ um+
[verse 7]
um+ um+
that was not+
that was not really louis riel’s kid
he just kinda got on the set
after louis riel was hung
all his buddies were like :
“hey that’s not+ pog+”
(that’s not pog)
and then his friends got some tog
after this
the government put his friends on for treason
multiple were hanged
and now their+ here for a reason
[verse 8]
uh+ that’s still not required
among+
ooohoooooooohooohhhhhh
oohooooohooohhhohh
peter griffin productions
[outro]
by the way
i’m not racist for making this
i’m friends with a metis
(yeeeaahh+ wait+ who is that?)
oliver
wait+ oh
(oliver’s metis?)
ya’know, mick’s metis too but uh
he doesn’t really count uh
we’ll talk about that in the next+
dis+track
dis+track!
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