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kicktasm - a normal office job lyrics

[verse 1]
hey there, how you doin’? say, it’s really nice to meet ya
oh my name? it’s not important, they like to say i’m this leech that you
should try to stay away from, but that’s a load of hooey
are you looking for employment? i’ve got just the job for you
it’s got all the best benefits, we have full health and dental
(by the way i’m not responsible for any damages that are mental)
but the pay is fantastic, don’t you worry about a thing!
you just sign the dotted line and you’ll be living like a king

[chorus]
welcome to the family, we’ll be your new best friends
wе’re gonna work together until thе bitter end
you’ll be living rich real soon but it’s gonna take its toll
even if you aren’t happy, give your job some heart and soul

[verse 2]
hey there, how’s it been? how’s my star employee?
i gotta say, i’m impressed by all the good work i see
so i’m giving you a promotion and a 2% raise
along with 15 hour shifts and, uh, 6 working days
but i’m sure you can handle it, i mean, a superstar like you
could probably do all that and more and have your social life subdued
’cause you’re such a team player! a real class act!
and if you ever wanna quit, remember, you signed a contract
[bridge]
wake up at the crack of dawn
work all day and all night long
need this money to survive
waiting for the day i thrive
but it doesn’t ever come
soon enough, i’m feeling numb
he revels in my misery (haha)
(remember, pal, you belong to me)

[chorus]
welcome to the family, we’ll be your new best friends
we’re gonna work together until the bitter end
you’ll be living rich real soon but it’s gonna take its toll
even if you aren’t happy, give your job some heart and soul

[verse 3]
hey there, great work, you’re employee of the year!
i got a secret to tell ya, if you’re willing to hear
do you remember the day you met me out in the street?
i told you that i had an offer you were never gonna beat
and i handed you a contract, and it had that shiny glint
well, my friend, you never bothered to read the fine print
and since you’ve fallen down the ladder and you won’t reach your goal
i’ll have to take my collateral + in this case, that’s your soul

- kicktasm lyrics

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