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kid pan alley - sister for sale (feat. bill harley) lyrics

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by jon vezner & mrs. bachman’s 3rd grade cl-ss / college grove elementary

[verse 1]
i got a little problem, and i’m not sure what to do
it’s been buggin’ me and rubbin’ me, like a big stone in my shoe
if i don’t get it out, i’m bound to get a blister
and it’s all because i got a problem with me sister

[chorus 1]
i got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
i’d sell her in a second if i knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
i could put her up on e-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
but i better do it fast before she tells my mom
i got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale

[verse 2]
i’ve got a bigger problem that i don’t know how to fix
i don’t want to say his name, so i’ll just call him it
he’s a bully and a brat and he doesn’t have a clue
but i’ve put on my thinking cap, now i know what to do

[chorus 2]
oh, i got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale
i’d sell him in a second if i knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
if i got a million dollars, i’d even get her half
anything it takes to get him off my back
i’ve got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale

[bridge]
there’s sisters and there’s brothers
it’s one or it’s the other that always gives the other one fits
they’re a bother and a pain, but we love em just the same
but still i’d like to see how much i would get

[chorus 3]
i’ve got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
i’ve got a brother for a sale, gotta’ brother for sale
i’d sell em in a second if i knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
i could put her up on e-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
but i better do it fast before she tells my mom

[ending]
i got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
i’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
i got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
i’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
i got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
i’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale



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