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kid rock - trippin with dick vitale lyrics

dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 b-ms in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 b-m said look jack i’m the sh-t
put his knees to his ears and sucked his own d-ck
my mothers crazy i think she sniffs glue
she never liked me and i know that’s true
kicked me out the crib becuz i got a tattoo
no one loves me and no one cares
and all i ever get is funny stares
i can’t help it if i’m nothin but a wino
so i hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
stealin’ bottles of booze outta a & p
i know a girl at denny’s and i always eat free
got the same birthdate as thomas cr-pper
for christmas i bought the old man the clapper
i’m so dapper u can call me dan
but they call me round eye when i’m chilin in j-pan
got a bad -ss b-tch adn she ain’t no dike
but f-ck that ho and let me tell ya what i like
i like bean burritos from taco bell
i like trippin on acid with d-ck vitale
my hair ain’t plastic and my clothes aren’t clashin’
i write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90’s fashion
took too many many trip and now i can’s stop trippin
my mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen
u think u toke tuff i’d disagree
n-body blows more doobs than richard d.
i get ill on hoes who i know ain’t fertile
i’m a real jet setter like cecil turtle
i’m down with bill bands so f-ck joe glover
and while i’m at it m-th-r f-ck fat -ss sally struthers
u look fine girl kinda undercover
but i can’t f-ck ya cuz you look like my mother
i said dang digee dang di dang dang
it ain’t eric estrada or kool and the gang
u know i hand in the clem chillin on the strip
with all them mother f-ckers who slang that sh-t
u know i’m a pimp hold my d-ck like a holster
u sing it “all the girls want a kid rock poster”
lifes a big joke and that’s how it strikes me
but f-ck it cuz i know “somebody up there likes me.”
-ssholes are only -ssholes, fo sho’

- kid rock lyrics

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