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kids rap radio - warning... krazy christmas list lyrics

[intro]
warning: this crazy christmas list you’re about to hear was made by professionals solely for entertainment purposes
for all the kids out there, please do not attempt to make a list like this at home with your parents, as it just may get you grounded
i repeat: do not attempt this with your parents
are we ready with the list?
ready with the list
here we go (here we go)

[verse 1]
all i want for christmas is a pair of crocs
a couple of [?] and a chicken with chicken pox
frog and a hog, and a pair of dirty socks
big league chew and a pack of pop rocks
and superconducting supercolliders
luke and chewie, and the next spring fighters
a fly [?], and a big hairy spider
not an airplane, but a single+wing glider
all i want for christmas is my [?]
a brand new contour, and a bear that’s cooler
a stroller and a boulder, and a solar steamroller
some lessons and sessions, ’cause i wanna be a [?]
a pad and a lilly, and a big bowl of chili
a treat and a flea, and a goat named billy
who will eat all the grass so i won’t have to mow
(um, anything else?) i’ll be sure to let you know
all i want for christmas is a ship and a skipper
a scooter and computer, and commercial wood chipper
a cooler and a fridge, a freezer, and a heater
a [?] megalometer
a paper and a scr+per, and some chocolate milk mints
a thimble and a cymbal, and a pair of drumsticks
a mosquito burrito for my pet bat, pat
he won’t see ’em, but he’ll eat ’em, and he’ll get real fat
[chorus]
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
kids, please don’t try this at home
don’t try this at home

[verse 2]
all i want for christmas is a couple of planets
coconut trees, two screws, and a hammer
a five+star resort, airport, and a fort
a blizzard and a lizard, and a new sport port
a belt and a coat, and a great white shark
a snail and a whale, and my own waterpark
so i can ride rides all the time with no lines
the kind that you find on the day when the sun shines
all i want for christmas is a beat that rocks
a gaggle of geese, and a pillow with polka dots
a cradle and a ladle, and a tub full of jell+o
a washtub base, shoelace, and a cello
limes in new lines, ’cause we’re gettin’ kinda low
a fowl and a bucket, plus the one free throw
a mitt base hit, and a big banana split
plus one more word that will rhyme with it
all i want for christmas is some fruit and a flute
cowboy boots, and a parachute suit
a really smart newt to compute square roots
plus cute and astute, and good at hula hoops
a skirt and a shirt, and some clothes, i suppose
[?] in a bow, and polish for my toes
and last but not least, an island in the sea
a molly and a dolly, and a bowl of potpourri
[chorus]
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
warning: this crazy christmas list
was+was+was made by professionals
kids, please don’t try this at home
don’t try this at home

[outro]
are we really gonna send this list to santa?
nah, i think that we should keep this to ourselves
yeah, we like santa, and he likes us
and we wanna keep it that way
yeah, i guess it is a pretty list
that it is, [?]

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