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kimmie fresh and the people - the real freaky tales: the girls' story lyrics

the real freaky tales: the girls’ story lyrics
[intro]
(these are the tales, the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so…)
hold it! turn that sh+t off!
what you mean turn that sh+t off?
(b+tch!) i got the real freaky tales

[verse 1]
too short [?]
wake up, smell the coffee and start to realizing
check it out, girls, his sh+t ain’t def
should i diss him, like diss him (h+ll yeah, kimmie fresh!)
your beats are bumping but your words are a lie
too short, why must you try to defy
[?] really happened
keep your mind, i’m not just capping
[chorus 1]
these are the rеal freaky tales
thesе are the tales that i tell so well
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well

[verse 2]
have you heard too short’s freaky tales
[?] linell [?]
he said [?] girls, it seems
but that sh+t only happened in his dreams
sit back down and i’ll tell you my story
about how too short tried to [?]
all in all, what can i say
i said the truth is [?] happened this way
at first he met mary in the mall
i heard she tossed him up like a real rubber ball
(the next girl was named antoinette
she tossed him like a salad [?]
she said “come on, short, baby [?] to my house
and maybe if you’re good i let you eat me out”
he sucked it down until his tongue got sore
then she kicked that n+gga out from her door)

[chorus 2]
toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
come on, girls, let’s toss short up
[verse 3]
he kicked it with this girl, her name was jill
listen to me now please if you will
then went to buy a hit for a ten+dollar bill
so they could smoke it in the 40, going down foothill
took a hit and jammed to the beat
’til the bus driver put ’em out in the street
d+mn near broke, with nowhere to go
[?] on a ho
so he came accross this [?] named yvette
she’s got big dollars in her pocket, i bet
he said “baby, let’s go to your house and get wet
kick me down a little cash and i’ll be set”
she said “punk, what the h+ll’s got into you?
everybody’s been saying that you are through
i’mma tell you like this, ain’t a d+mn thing funny
[?] make me some money”
so she rolled down [?] shari
[?] too short baby
shari got out, said “what’s up, yvette?”
she said “you wanna toss it up with this guy i met?”
i looked him over first [?] bill
[?]
shari looked up, said “what the f+ck
tell me, little punk, do you know how to suck?
and can you go up in me, and make me scream
’til i start coming all in my jeans”
he can work that p+ssy [?]
if you don’t believe it, ask antoinette
[chorus 1]
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well

[verse 4]
short was shaking, he started to sweat
i looked a little closer and he was all wet
so yvette said “little punk, get busy
or make a b+tch come ’til her head gets dizzy”
the punk+ass n+gga dropped to his knees
looked up at her and said “baby, please
don’t make me go through with this
’cause that kind of sh+t ain’t on my list
i’m not the man to get tossed
i’m a rich+ass n+gga who is the boss”
“well,look at you now, the tables have turned
now you’re the n+gga who’s getting [?]”
she opened the legs and dropped the drawers
and he went to work without a pause
of the way he was working, we knew he was a pro
’cause the only sound that he made was [?]

[chorus 1]
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well

[verse 5]
threw him in the car and they got on
[?] off and put him in the trunk
i drove a little further off the way
i bent another corner and there was renée
she’d been outside for quite a while
and when the saw the crew she broke in a smile
she ran to the car and looked in the back
and when they told her she almost had a heart attack
she said “shari, homegirl, just give me the keys
’cause i wanna bring that n+gga down to his knees
let me take him to the crib so i can bust him out
and have all night freaking, without a doubt
because you know me, girl, yo, what he said?
i’m like burger king, so i’mma have it my way”

[chorus 2]
toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
come on, girls, let’s toss short up

[verse 6]
got in the car and drove to the hills
and on the way they were joined by three [?]
short was [?] as we came to a halt
“i shouldn’t been dissing, this is all my fault”
they opened the door and rushed him in the house
he saw seven more girls sitting on the couch
of the look in his face he was in deep sh+t
“after female funk, i knew i should’ve quit”
[?] middle of the floor
short was looking for a escape [?]
[?] lit up and said “my name is mich+lle
i’mma have your body rocking like a eiffel tower bell”
[?] kitty said “i am the best
i’mma mack you on down like that b+tch mae west”
“my name is red and i like to give head
come over [?] bed”
[?] b+tch named tammy is flammy like that
she g’d too short with a nickel+plated gat
[?]
got your eyes all rolled up to the sky
but i’m not fronting, it’s a fact
[?] you know it’s like that

[chorus 1]
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
these are the real freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well

[verse 7]
now a big dyk+ b+tch named betty jo
told all the other freaks to get off the floor
“i’m about to go for what i know
i’m going up in too short with my big d+ld+”
he said “stop! just wait a minute
this is my ass and you ain’t getting in it”
so [?] shari [?]
betty [?] turned him over on his face
belinda turned the blender on high speed
shoved the d+ld+ up in him and he got g’d
our baby too short let out a scream
that threw out all the windows [?]
then all of a sudden, right on the spot
in front of my eyes, he was getting hot
my boy was sweating, he started to moan
his body was shaking as he started to groan
belinda in the back, rachel working his front
freak his own d+mn [?], he started to grunt
and then they all got up and left him on the floor
he said “ow, godd+mn, my ass is sore”
he began to realize it in his mind
“godd+mn, i got g’d up in my behind”
as the g set in, he thought with a grin
“that wasn’t so bad, one day i’d do it again”
’cause a perpetrating n+gga ain’t got no class
he’s walking around town with a twitch in his ass
the freaks of freaky tales tossed him up in the night
[?] to his delight
so he changed his name and he lost his fame
’cause a guy like that can’t be in the game
so if you see a guy walking down the street real funny
don’t sweat it, it’s only too sweet, honey!

“why you blinding me?”
too sweet delight
“why you blinding me?”
friday night
“why you blinding me?”
it’s going on
“why you blinding me?”
too sweet!

[verse 8]
’cause i’m the new girl on the 75 label
got the [?] spinning on the turntables
got the real freaky tales bumping out your speaker
everytime you hear it, you get weaker and weaker
’cause that’s the effect that it has on you
and i’ll let you know now, homeboys, i’m through

yeah, i’m kicking live, [?] 75 in the place to be
kimmie fresh and the people!
so all you punk+ass n+ggas out there better get with it

toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
toss him up, toss him up
i said come on, girls, let’s toss short up

yeah, girl

(b+tch!)

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