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kimya dawson - the beer lyrics

the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was 50 percent off
he said “punch buggy red” and punched me right in my left eye
i said “don’t you mean padiddle?” and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid. i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in “beyond thunderdome.”
he said “don’t shoot.” i said, “i won’t. i love you, you’re my friend.”
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda, and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone t-ts
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with sh-t

and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
the boombox on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said, “you’re gross, my darling.” i said “no, i’m rock ‘n’ roll.”
even though i’d never ever been in a band
i got “kool as black ice” tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books, as if i would be scared
of burning in h-ll while i was already there

and the beer i had for breakfast, silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor’s pills
we had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom’s cigar
and some old man made me watch him m-st-rbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face-down on the floor
you said “don’t go to bed yet. let’s go get a 64.”

and the beer i had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said “bottoms up!” just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream “f-ck you” but blood was pouring out my mouth
evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole f-cking life:
just find some pretty sucker and make that b-tch your wife

i guess by now you all known my friend danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens and he got into a wreck
first i cried for him, then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i bury my toes in the hot, hot sand
and the silver-pink pony kisses me and
says “you’ve come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy.”

- kimya dawson lyrics

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