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king guse - employee of the week lyrics

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[bridge (vocals)]
employee
of
the week

employee
of
the week

[intro]
here’s the same old story of a stoner’s situation
same trouble with women in the same u.s. nation
but pity isn’t necessary, leave it at the door
here’s the odyssey of a man that we everyone abhor

[verse 1]
robbed a small time business, built to feed
a tight family who can’t stand on their feet
didn’t make much buck, just did it for the fun
no need for the gun, just grab the cash and run

[hook]
you’re constantly acting like you’ve got depression
so sit right down and let me teach you a lesson
i don’t care if you mope, just stop smokin’ dope
is what his girlfriend said before she turned and went elope

well now he’s alone and he’s feelin’ pretty meek
god d-mn that’s rough, all in less than a week?
don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
burglars don’t deserve employee of the week

[verse 2]
problems kept on persisting, the mother was resisting
but parties took precedence over family bonding
intoxication practically a plague
thirteen-year-old girls, can’t remember to behave

videos of the bliss taken to reminisce
nothing hidden, they didn’t even kiss
parent’s found the video they were left to guess
only explanation, she didn’t even give consent

[bridge (vocals)]
employee
of
the week

employee
of
the week

[hook]
you’re constantly acting like you’ve got depression
so sit right down and let me teach you a lesson
i don’t care if you mope, just stop smoking dope
is what his girlfriend said before she turned and went elope

well now he’s alone and he’s feelin’ pretty meek
god d-mn that’s rough, all in less than a week?
don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
burglars don’t deserve employee of the week

don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
rapists don’t deserve employee of the week
rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind
repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat

[verse 4]
threaten a problem solver and get your threat solved
expectations were low, consider yourself mobbed
no need for diplomacy, words can’t express me
so i’ll solve the situation however i fancy

how does it feel, face down in fear?
cold and hard, smells of long nights of beer
bathroom lights, it’s the octagon of sh-te
bigger men are all bark and all bite

the yearbook goes back and makes you look innocent
before the times when wolf was huffin’ and puffin’ sh-t
but don’t expect discretion – flaws you cannot reverse
that straw house you blew down, i’ll hand you brick with this proverb:

[hook]
you’re constantly acting like you’ve got depression
so sit right down and let me teach you a lesson
i don’t care if you mope, just stop smoking dope
is what his girlfriend said before she turned and went elope

well now he’s alone and he’s feelin’ pretty meek
god d-mn that’s rough, all in less than a week?
don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
burglars don’t deserve employee of the week

don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
rapists don’t deserve employee of the week
don’t pretend to feel pity, don’t pretend to feel grief
instigators don’t deserve employee of the week

[verse 5]
where are the wild things, don’t have to look far
asleep during day, a humanoid aardvark
have you ever seen the rain, said only in africa
who’s this toto bloke, he ain’t got nothing on xanax

[bridge (vocals)]
employee
of
the week

employee
of
the week

[verse 6]
one punch, two punch, three punch, four
on the street after one, the rest left stars
one lip, two lip, red lip, blue lip
sticking sh-t where fingers should not have been in

the cat in the hat doesn’t have sh-t on this cr-p
if i get too cut up, let the princ-p-l handle that
if i’m the little prince, and this is my asteroid
than trouble is my rose and the kings got me paranoid

got a court-appointed lawyer, but it wasn’t necessary
romeo and juliet, it doesn’t matter if the pleasure was one way
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and yesterday
life is but a poor player, and i’m the protagonist always

[outro]
the sun did not shine, we were too drunk to play
so we sat in the house, all that cold, cold, wet day
i sat there with sally, we sat there, we two
and i said “how i wish we had something to do!”

- king guse lyrics

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