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king missile - cheesecake truck lyrics

so then i got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
’cause i figured at the end of the day,
i could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home
and i love cheesecake
so i went to the cheesecake company
and they asked me if i could drive a truck
and i said “yes”
and they said “you’re hired!”
so the next day i got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
and i drove about a block and i just had to have a cheesecake
so i pulled over and opened the truck
and i got a cheesecake
and i also took another one for later
and i took one to bring home
and i took one for my friend farm boy,
and by that time i had
eaten one of the cheesecakes so i took another one
then i figured i might as well stop at my house
to drop off all the cheesecakes
so i take five cakes to eat on the way
and i drive another block and a half to my house
now it’s lunchtime so i eat ten cheesecakes
and a cheesecake for desert
i should point out by the way
that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
anyway i decided that the only thing to do
would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes
and hide the truck somewhere
and leave town
and i miss everybody a lot
but i’m not really sorry,
’cause they were very delicious cheesecakes

- king missile lyrics

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