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king missile - gay or not gay lyrics

i saw an episode of the jerry springer show, and the topic was “transvest-tes and the men who love them.” and the guy was on with his ‘girlfriend’ and he was saying, “to me, this is a beautiful woman. she’s got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. i love her, and i love making love to her. now i ask you, does that make me gay?”

most of the audience thought so, and so did i. but it got me thinking about what is and isn’t gay.

discussing s-x with a guy is gay. discussing s-x with a women is straight. even telling a woman, “sometimes i wonder what it would be like to suck a c-ck,” is straight.

sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you’re the only guy on both teams, in which case it’s straight.

gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you’re showering with guys, and that is gay.

watching p-rnography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. it is neither straight nor gay. watching p-rnos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. watching p-rn, even gay p-rn, with one or more other women only is straight.

here’s an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.

see, look, i know i’m h-m-phobic, but not about gay guys. they don’t bother me at all. it’s straight guys who don’t know they’re gay… they f-ck my sh-t right up.

like a guy calls me up and says, “a bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. you wanna come over?” and i’m like, “no.”

ok, you got a guy sucking your d-ck, even if he’s dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he’s got the best breast implants youv’e ever seen, even if you’re saying to him “suck it, b-tch, i know you like it, you sl-t, you wh-r-!” that’s gay.

conversely, if a woman straps on a d-ld-, and you’re dressed like a woman, and you’re sucking her c-ck, and she’s saying, “you like it, don’t you? you like sucking my d-ck you, little f-cking f-ggot,” and then she rolls you over and f-cks you in the -ss and says, “you love it you little p-ssy boy! you love getting f-cked in the -ss. i’ll bet you wish i was a man! i’ll bet you wish this was a real c-ck, you f-cking f-ggot!” and you’re getting off on this like you’ve never gotten off before, that’s still straight.

but then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other s-xual experience with guys, that’s gay.

here’s the most interesting one. sucking a guy’s c-ck can, under certain rare cirumstances, be straight. let’s say you’ve gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other’s s-x slave for an entire night… you know, the kind of stuff that happens in penthouse forum all the time. and you lose, and the woman makes you have s-x with another guy. that’s not gay. i don’t know exactly why, but it isn’t.

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