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king monkey - badd mann dann rapp lyrics

[verse 1]
it was a cold winter night in new orleans
when badd mann dann met toogone green
i was tending bar, i’ll never forget
it was a bucket of blood when the two first met
hustlers and suckers were near and far
and money+making hoes stood low at the bar
there was juicy+lipped [?] in the corner with the trick
slobbin’ like a mule with a mouth full of d+ck
in another corner, [?]
sat a bad motherf+cker named the toogone green
now harry the f+ggot, was bleeding from the ass
’cause he backed up to a d+ck too fast
at the end of the bar, stood lilly mccrumb
a wiggle from her ass make a dead man come
when out of the crowd and onto the floor
came a b+tch known to all as the [?] town hoe
she answered to the name of mary brown
she made more money ‘an any hoe in town
now as she danced to the beat of the band
the clock struck one and the sh+t began
in walked dann, you could tell he was high
he had his d+ck in his hand and a gleam in his eye
“come here b+tch” he said “and give me some head”
“’cause if you don’t, i’m gonna slap you dead”
she said “okay dann, you don’t have to shout”
“just let your money beat your big d+ck out”
“you can get c+nt, assh0l+, or head
as long as you’ve got some motherf+cking bread”
“looky here b+tch, my word’s the law
now give me some head or i’ll break your jaw”

[verse 2]
she said “i don’t know why you think you’re so mean
you better talk to my man, mr. toogone green”
he’s a rough motherf+cker, professed to be
as rough and tough and bad as me
just let this bad motherf+cker stand
[?] the hearts of badd mann dann
danced around the bar [?]
’cause they dann was lookin’ for a fight
he grabbed the nearest punk in sight
and cracked his jaw with a overhand right
he knocked down another with a mighty crash
then stole the bar just to kick his ass
he sh+t on the f+ggots, spit on the hoes
f+cked all the chairs and knocked down the doors
he drank all the whiskey, broke all the glass
then jumped the bar and kicked the bartender’s ass
they were jumpin’ out of windows, runnin’ out the door
dann wasn’t doing nothin’ but droppin’ pimps and hoes
he threw chairs and tables all over the place
walked up to green and looked him in the face
said you must be this new punk in town
that got this b+tch named mary brown
well i’ll f+ck you up without a cause
i’ll f+ck your b+tch and make you drop your drawers
so sit down f+ggot and listen to me
while i run down my pedigree
i’ll have you know i’m badd mann dann
the baddest motherf+cker in all this land
i was born in a barrel of butcher knives
raised between two 45’s
i eat raw meat needless to say
i swim [?] three times a day
my mama was a ho, my father, a thriller
i got five brothers and [?] k!llers
i jumped a barbed wire fence with a tiger in my hand
i’m a bad motherf+cker called badd mann dann
so you see, motherf+cker, you’re out of luck
and up jumped green saying “i don’t give a f+ck
sit down punk and listen to me
while i run down my pedigree”
i am known as toogone green
the baddest motherf+cker that the world’s ever seen
i can be mean without even trying
i’m a bad motherf+cker that don’t mind dying

[verse 3]
i walked a thousand miles through the sun and south
just to punch a jive motherf+cker in the mouth
blood is my food, poison is my wine
i wake up evil and got a sun that shines
f+cked [?] down the road
f+cked him in the ass when i felt like more
f+cked a gorilla, a h+lluva trick
had to [?] my ass down to pet my d+ck
i’m a bad motherf+cker, now can’t you see?
i’m so bad it won’t even rain on me!

[verse 4]
i’m the big bad wolf that roam the meadow
when i fart i’ll change the weather
when i sh+t i [?] some grass
the whole world comes when i shake my ass
i took this morning brought in afternoon
i made leap year jump over the moon
took the fourth of july, and put in may
i took this morning from back yesterday
made the moon back up, even pushed back time
took the booty outta buddha, had the devil drinkin’ wine
for any kind of trouble, i’m no stranger
when i get up, my ass print dangles
i’m the baddest motherf+cker in this town
even the ambulances follow me around
i’m the kinda n+gga don’t ever relax
i wake up in the morning part my hair with an axe
[?] dumb broad just a few [?]
thinkin’ on my arm so she couldn’t tell n0body
i k!lled a dude once ’cause he was a sap
he made me laugh when my lips was chapped
now when you met me, you met your doom
’cause i could start a fight in an empty room
you shoulda left here with the rest of the trash
because your mouth wrote a check that your ass can’t cash
dann made a pass with those last words
[?] was the last sound he heard
believe me jim, this is no lie
dann went down with nine bullets in his eye

[outro]
believe me folks, there’s a moral to the story
shuckin’ and jivin’ don’t lead to glory

- king monkey lyrics

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