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king of the dot - dizaster vs dumbfoundead lyrics

round 1

[dumbfoundead]
first off, why is the guy that valet cars dressed like avatar?
ten years ago we battle at a record store called “the bas-m-nt”
ten years later you battled c-ssidy… in a bas-m-nt
what a whole lot of life wasted
while i was doing acting, stand-up and music as well
you were watching 8 mile everyday mastering losing yourself
you probably think i’mma call you something like a cab driver
that’s stupid as h-ll, it’s 2015, you’re driving an uber xl
i remember when daylyt was in the same team with you
then he got a mask tattoo on his face cause he didn’t want to be seen with you
he was embarr-ssed that you were from his clique
embarr-ssed!
this is the dude who took a public sh-t
and told diddy he would suck his d-ck
shots fired, shots fired
i don’t know when you and his friendship got sour
was it when things got rough and you disappeared like a soft coward?
or was it when his career charged up while yours lost power?
or maybe is when you tried to crash a plane into the watch tower?
either way that’s your marital dispute not ours
so handle that sh-t on your [?] or dance in the ring you wallflowers[?]
you’re not from l.a., i rep the city proper
clippers, lakers, dodgers
you’re from ventura county
dentists, lawyers, doctors
actually you’re from thousand oaks
a big backyard with a thousand goats, cows and sheep
were you make wallets, wallets, wallets, towels and coats
you’re not a drug dealer, you’re a cow dealer
i could summarize your life without filler
in grade school he was an outfielder
in high scool this jerk worked as clerk at turban outfitters
no pictures with girls, he missed going to prom
too busy rolling with his rich gang
his nickname was rich homie quran
a young thug looking for a bone to pick
while i was getting stoned with chicks
he was trying to throw stones at chicks
holy sh-t! but he did go to college
majored the multisyllabics
minored in calling people f-ggots
took some theater cl-sses that’s why he’s overly dramatic
graduation pictures with sitting[?] diplomas from bin laden
when you were a kid you always got air jordans
actually you the error[?] to the airline that flies to jordan, air jordan

[dizaster]
for this battle i traveled all the way from the land of the rising sun
where instead of an alarm clock his father woke me up every morning by banging of the side of giant drum
so we walked into the front yard and stood together and aligned and sychronized our hums
they taught us the true story of how life began
but instead of a bible we were reading scriptures straight out from the book version of street fighter 1
and i’m not gonna lie y’all, it was kind of fun
everybody give it up for my battle contender
he’s name is dumbfoundead but he’s also known as
hannibal lecter… when he’s at the animal shelter
as far as your nail salons i’m through with you
i’m sick of taking my mother there and having your mother talk sh-t about it in korean when she polish that cuticle
looking over to her co-worker like “[???]”
and i’m like “what does that mean?”
and she’s like “ohoho… we say that your mama… she beautiful”
i don’t give a f-ck if you guys think that i’m racist
i’m about to make an asian dude open up the doors for me like
the keymaker from the matrix
congratulations ninja gaiden, your fake fight got millions of page hits
as soon as your sh-t went viral online you called up your sensei and told him “ninja we made it!”
(stop my time bro)
and you been living off that prank since and that’s people are all p-ssed but how could you blame him
he’s asian, it’s in his nature to try to rip people off with their fake kicks
before this battle he told organik “if the battle go for over three minutes, the battle isn’t gonna go down”
looking like the f-ggot -ss kid from indiana jones which makes sense why you want such a short round
(oh yes, short round)
i don’t even need race jokes, i don’t need race jokes
i could demolish you with facts
the only reason king of the dot didn’t need [?] to book this match, cause you starving and you want this just as bad
you make songs but you’re always getting taxed
and you back to where you first started
cause it’s the only place where you can spit it and keep every dollar that you have
ain’t no respect and honor for a cat
who walked around and turned his back
on the same art form that got him where he’s at
you figure after all the acupuncture
you’d have a spinal column in your back
but is probably not a tax[?] cause you went to hollywood to act
and on top of all of that your biggest accomplishment in rap
is paid to get waka “fracka” on a track
listen, so tell me who’s better, the facts very-very clear
he’s like bruce jenner, you have a transparent career
and that’s why i do race jokes, cause no one cares for your life
you want to hear stereotypes, you’re such a racist asian guy
your favorite football player is probably jerry rice
yo, look at your f-cking moonshaped, lucy liu face
your d-ck is like a half-used tube of tooth-paste
you got a tooth ache cause you went ruby tuesday’s
and ordered the scooby doo plate
don’t get it twisted y’all, he’s with this drama[?]
oh yeah jin[?] he momma is with this drama[?]
as soon as he touched to toronto six chiuauas went missing in mississauga
(yes oh yes, oh yeah, yeah)
wonder why asian people don’t got love for us
it’s cause we always treat them like d-mn tourists[?]
and every time they try to stand up for themselves they get beat the f-ck up by chuck norris
i see organik want to cut me off andend the battle
that’s cool, you cut me off fine
cause no matter how much you try shorten my rounds
you’re mother will love me long time
round 2

[dumbfoundead]
you made your whole career out off calling yourself a terrorist
like is anybody scared of him?
let me give you comparisons of your usual terrorist and delusional american
they throw rocks at tanks, you like rocking tanks
they blew up the new york skyline
you blow up my timeline
they create a hostage situation
you couldn’t handle a caustic situation
you’re just a spoiled prince of arabia
appropriating terrorist culture, iggy azralea
after that incident with math
he had to battle overseas,like an athlete with bad knees
i saw that battle with that swiss guy they gave you mad cheese
in amsterdam they paid you in hasis
he went from ukraine to spain just this last week
d-mn chief, you battling any international backstreet
for a flat fee, you’re like the real life zangief
but the wack thing, he wasn’t even on tour
he was just being a tourist
backpacking through europe for the backpackers in europe
you went from king of the dot to king of a rock
you went from cream of the crop[?] to screaming marah
but i did see that rap battle where you spoke in arabic
was that lebannon or qatar?
i couldn’t tell if he was battling with bars
or hangling[?] at a bazaar
yo that sh-t was weak bro
have you all seen his f-cking tweets
he was like “come to my thirtieth birthday
you will hear gunbars, personals and the nerdiest wordplay
it’s gonna be at a mansion, we’ll have drinks and battles
let’s kick it! everything you can imagine” except b-tches
but just to research this battle, i went to go[?] and observe
pulled up to curb to his home in the ‘burbs
i saw the prince of sadi comming out of a tinted cadi’
that was your homie for sure
and then from a distance i saw three wise men
bearing gifts of gold, [???]
and as they got closer i realised they were just
rone, illmaculate and eurgh
that sh-t was crazy though, the party was wild though
he had a petting zoo and a patio, all camels
he had a clown making balloon animals, all camels
he even had kids h-tting piñatas, that were shaped like the twin towers and a little obama
and he brought out even a stripper from gaza
she was showing her wrists and ankles
and did a split on llamas
but the weird thing was, they’re throwing rocks at her instead of tipping her dollars

[dizaster]
you said some sh-t about jafar, some sh-t about obama
call me all this sh-t about camels and sh-t about llamas
i’d expected more from you, some terrorist sh-t about martyrs
it’s 2015 little guy, you got a ch-nk in your armor
listen here dumpling breath
your mother’s flatter than a f-cking desk
getting breast-fed as a baby you must’ve been stressed
your milk was gone after a couple pecks
you went “mtsou, mtsou” and there was nothing left
see i can do what you do, hit the people with the comedian feel
but f-ck that, they wanted to see a blood bath
let the the dimsom[?] spill
your b-tch gonna leave here knowing how getting f-stf-cked with a pair of her own nunchuks[?] feel
he was raised in hip-hop, growing up your favorite three rappers of all time were lil’ kim, b.i.g. and rakim jung ill
you know what else rhymes with jin jung ill[?]?
you have way too many family members in richmond hill
live in front of everybody, they gonna say this kid got killed
but of course they gonna say he served me over the net
every asian was born with amazing ping-pong skills
i’ll admit y’all, i got a heavy asian fetish
so before we go any further i’mma put the cards all out on the table… tennis
your mother is m-sseuse from brampton
who specializes in m-ssage and feng shui
i never book her cause she’s really a hooker and that kind of rubs the wrong way
your b-tch is f-cking anime dominatrix sl-t
she came to our table and got raped by a hundred monks
while she was getting punched in the face with uppercuts
cause that’s the only way she can bust a nut
you can’t make her c-m dumb, you should just give up
you done after a quick thrust, when dump hits once
it’s like getting fist-f-cked by a kid giving her a single fist-pump
his b-tch calls “the one inch punch”
you better not talk about the math fight at all
cause i guarantee you that’s one math problem your nerdy -ss would never like to solve…

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