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king of the dot - porich & diaz vs hfk & charron lyrics

[round 1: hfk]
a middle eastern and a white guy, the best combo that’s gone far

[charron]
a bomber of cop cars
[h] a caller of onstar
[c] you knock out your broad hard
[h] you shop at a wal-mart
[c] falafels and hallmarks
[h] mohammad and south park
[c] a kabob and a pop tart
[both] allahu akbar!

[hfk]
the day richard moss stopped having those brews, i’ll win the lottery

[charron]
you get so drunk your own fans are like, “dude, don’t fricking talk to me.”

[hfk]
you write a lot of dope lines but get so smashed and confused you can’t spit them properly

[charron]
rich, it’s time for you to stop acting a fool and sipping constantly

[hfk]
and learn how to handle your booze and drink responsibly
this motherf-cker drinks rye till he vomits

[charron]
your liver’s so black angelina jolie tried to adopt it

[hfk]
your liver’s so black it’s on some affirmative action sh-t

[charron]
b-tch, your liver’s so black that okwerdz wants to battle it

[hfk]
yo, porich should take the “rich” out his name cause he’s just a b-m
i mean, he’ll take out a broad, a real pretty one
out to a fancy restaurant, lobster, he’ll get her some
followed by some fishing tongue and some expensive rum
and when it’s time for the bill to come
he’ll pull out his debit card like, “let me get this hon’.”
{beep beep eeeeeeer}
insufficient funds
and that’s when he pushed the b-tch and runs

[charron]
rich is choking in battles, he drowns in his sorrow

[hfk]
you write dope lines but forget the liquor’s too much to swallow

[charron]
you stumble through bars it’s the life that you follow

[hfk]
and you can’t finish your battles over a stupid -ss bottle

[charron]
goodz versus hollow

[hfk]
now a lot of people claimed that rich is that dude who’s got the sharp flow
but i kinda disagree cause two years back he lost to bartone

[charron]
we’re the kings so think twice ‘fore you move in our zone

[hfk]
no, but really man, how the f-ck did you lose to bartone?
yo, your biography, we’ll express it like this

[charron]
in wrc’s you’re incredibly sick, one of the best in the biz’

[hfk]
but then your partner left you and split and you’ve been a wreck ever since
so now he’s searching for someone who’s better at flips

[charron]
someone who can freestyle when he forgets all his sh-t

[hfk]
someone who will bring him shine so people start remembering rich

[charron]
so go wild

[hfk]
we just made you a profile

[charron]
on plenty of twist

[hfk]
when rich is sober i find that he is timid

[charron]
too shy to talk to women

[hfk]
mad he can’t pick up in clubs

[charron]
he’s quiet and he wishes

[hfk]
he wasn’t silent from the distance

[charron]
d-mn, he can’t get any love

[hfk]
so it drives him to addiction

[charron]
blindly he is sipping

[hfk]
sadly rich is a drunk

[charron]
cause it supplies him with the vision

[hfk]
and provides him with the image

[charron]
of the man that he wished that he was
diaz works a 9 to 5, he’s bringing home the loot

[hfk]
diaz is educated cause he always wrote notes in school

[charron]
rich, you’re from a rich family, succeeding is what you’re born to do

[hfk]
so how does it feel that an immigrant came to canada and accomplished more than you?

[round 1: porich]
now it was only last november-

[diaz]
yo, yo homie that’s not charron

[porich]
whhhhhhaat?!

[diaz]
that’s tanya o

[porich]
now it was only last november when i battled these two live
whoa, pesci, bender, what happened to you guys?

[diaz]
see you confessed your love arnold but attacked him in true lies
and real k!llers can see the p-ssion in due time
we thought you were an -ss-ssin a true spy
but you just got lazy like [?]

[both] farbud arapi
[p] are you iraqi?
[d] are you irani
[p] are you a n-z-?
[d] are you a paki?
[p] are you a taxi?
[both] farbud arapi, who are you exactly?

[porich]
now see, that’s the dumb sh-t you kick but it’s a flow to suit ya
yokazuna, charron and pumba

[diaz]
and i mean, you ain’t f-cking with b-tches you’re so chubby
you’re the size of two people and they’re both ugly
and you’d actually some b-tches if you lost some pounds
he tried to take jasmine for a ride but the carpet wouldn’t fly
let’s just say the relationship never got off the ground

[porich]
and you think your rap game is like mack game, pull hoes like abracadabra
picture charron chatting a chick and flipping everything she say back at her, like-

[diaz]
“what’s up i’m charron!”

[porich]
“hey i’m becky. just introducing my friends to the scene.”

[diaz]
“i’m extra special with frees, the best in the c, the freshest mc
do you have an extra breast i can squeeze?”

[porich]
“excuse me?!”

[diaz]
“whatever. i was just stretching the scheme.”
but i heard you k!lling the forms
smashing b-tches in chat rooms
an internet girlfriend, yo corey, do you really think that’s cool?
you got plenty of issues

[porich]
but if you that desperate, i can always [?]

[diaz]
he’s like “no man, i got this like, i’m getting hot tonight
hubba hubba casanova i’m the biggest pimp alive a life.”

[porich]
see, he gets online around the same time we go to the club
we in v.i.p. popping bottles, open them up
he still waiting inline cause his modem is f-cked
and the moderators are like bouncers, won’t let him inside cause they know that he sucks

[diaz]
but then he finally gets online, sees a girl with a good connection
dsl, so he sends her a message, asl
then she writes one back, that agl

[porich]
so he sent her a wink, a kiss, a heart, the whole nine
she sent him a happy face and he realized it was hfk the whole time

[diaz]
and b-tch, if you think your hands are hard then just stand and spar
i move my feet like a dancing star you spit candy bars

[porich]
i’ll put landmines in your family’s yard
k!ll you, your man jafar and turn club excess into into kandahar

[round 2: charron]
you brought up pesci well i have to go flip fast
you’re both wack, you’ll get shattered like thick gl-ss
we’ll take out the saurus, illmac’, get the stacks and the big cash
then i’ll bet the five grand pesci when i battle his b-tch -ss
then the alcoholic talked about agl, you don’t give a f-ck about your liver
you thought agl stands for “alcohol, girls and liquor”

[hfk]
yo, he’s always like, “i’m eddy diaz” i’m from argentina, that’s where my people is
the home of marijuana, the [?] cocoa and the most easy chicks.”

[charron]
he’s proud so when people mistake where he’s from he gets really p-ssed

[hfk]
so here it is, go make me a burrito you mexican piece of sh-t
ayo, we roll to his pad and his sister was screaming, so we had to hand cuff her

[charron]
i muted carlos mencia then me proceeded to -ss f-ck her

[hfk]
i put diaz in a headlock, like, “say uncle or i’ll beat the sh-t out of your grandmother.”
and as soon as he said, “uncle”

[charron]
we were rushed by 16 of his dad’s brothers

[hfk]
this is diaz, “hey que paso toronto?”
when diaz is rapping he’s bringing that magic
and i got the clicks and the gadgets and then i click and i clack it
then the only reason people reacting is cause they really just laughing

[charron]
at your ridiculous accent
diaz claims he ain’t basic and the way he puts it down is old school
but bro if it wasn’t for your accent then no one in this crowd would know you

[hfk]
he’ll say a bunch of dumb sh-t like, “arriba arriba”
and people go out of control dude
and i turn to the guy next to me like, “what did he say?”
and he’s like, “i have no clue but he just said some sh-t in spanish and it sounded soooo cool.”
yo, porich drives with a 40

[charron]
chugging til he’s drunk

[hfk]
diaz drives with 40…

[charron]
…cousins in his trunk

[hfk]
your punta, she’s a b-tch
she grabbed my pene and started biting on a mencia tip
that’s when i pulled out and busted a shot to her face on some selena sh-t

[charron]
diaz is like, “no more mexican jokes. stop, holy sh-t.”

[hfk]
yeah, your people usually take offense (a fence)

[charron]
then f-cking hop over it

[hfk]
right now he’s getting really angry
like, “i’m argentinian, not mexican. don’t call me that
all the white chicas always want to chat
then all the latinas want my autograph.”

[charron]
and then he turns to porich like…

[hfk]
“huh, i can’t believe these idiots actually think i talk like that.”
yo, diaz loves playing soccer, he’s got moves, he comes correct
once he jumped on the field like, “f-ck it holmes, these chumps is dead.”
so he kicked a guy in his kneecap and he crushed his leg
and the ref was like

[charron]
“red card!”

[hfk]
and he’s like, “red? why can’t a green one instead?”

[round 3]
[h] rich stop
[c] your sh-t talk
[h] your wits not the sharpest
[c] you hit cops
[h] then get lost
[c] this hick’s not the smartest
[h] your always quite smashed
[c] sip lots of varnish
[h] i’d call you “white trash”
[c] but that’s an insult to garbage

[hfk]
diaz always tries to get the spaniards on his side
like “que paso latinos?
i’m gonna take your ho and i’m gonna make her moan
because king of the dot is something we’re gonna make our home when i take the throne
because we are a generation of hardworking people who are made of stone
so latinos stand up!”

[charron]
and the latinos are like…

[hfk]
“nah. we’re too lazy holmes.”

[charron]
when diaz partied in whitby he nearly sh-t in his drawers
and realized his version of c-ck fighting is a lot different than yours
you’re too lazy to work, you smell like sh-t, you’ve been impaired your whole life
you constantly sleep, have an accent an embarr-ssing height
20 of your friends squeezed in your car to get there by tonight
diaz ain’t proud of his heritage right?
you partnered with an arrogant white, mexican stereotype

[hfk]
see, in our 2 on 2’s we attack one person and i find we do it swell
but just remember for every mexican joke applies to you as well
in other words, these stereotypes are justified so don’t find them wrong
cause with mexican jokes we bodied two guys for the price of juan (one)
yo, this is murder, your little jesus bobblehead in your lowrider is not going to save you
speaking of christ, the son of god probably hates you
if he got resurrected and somehow left god and came through
he’d be like, “you f-cking wetbacks! my name is jesus, stop calling me jesus.”
yo, porich is a b-m and diaz ain’t treating him right

[charron]
why does diaz family park their cars on their lawn?

[hfk]
so porich doesn’t sleep there at night
your name is richard, aka d-ck which really is just sad
so what does it say about the judges s-xuality if they end up picking these f-gs?
like, “i was feeling charron and hfk but honestly i’d just prefer d-ck and diaz (d-ck in d’ -ss)

[charron]
with your old partner you’re referred to as “dead weight”
now he’s earning the best grades
twist upgraded to writing novels, you’re still working with essays (esse’s)
consider it karma when we smash this drunk guy

[hfk]
your 15 year old midget girlfriend dumped you for the saurus

[charron]
that’s the punchline!

[hfk]
when your girlfriend dumps you for the saurus you need to get a better look

[charron]
the twist in the story is it’s not the first time your better half has left you for a book

[hfk]
they say there ain’t a lot of money in battle rap, no matter how dope we spit

[charron]
but our paycheck’s the love from the fans so we don’t need chips

[hfk]
five grand is a generous prize but our money problems won’t be fixed so don’t be p-ssed

[charron]
cause the winner of this tournament won’t be rich!

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