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king of the dot - rone vs. nils m/ skils lyrics

[intro: organik]
all the way from norway, rapper to my right, introduce yourself

[nils m/ skils]
nils with skils. let me just say like, six months ago i would’ve never thought i’d be rapping in english, this is amazing for me. thank you so much for having me

[organik]
all the way from philadelphia. rapper to my left, introduce yourself

[rone]
yo, rone. i also just started rapping in english so it shouldn’t be an advantage for this guy. man, f-ck this guy. don’t use that as an advantage man. f-ck all that. also yo, this is avacado’s last event filming so everybody makes some f-cking noise

[round 1: rone]
yo, before i start real quick
in respect to what happened to your country, yo like…
respect to all the kids from your country that died, you know
that being said…
yo f-ck all the kids from your country that died
nah, nah, nah, i’m not on that, i’m not on that. skip all that
yo, they said if nils beats me, well that would be a miracle
i said, “if he’s stressing and bed wetting and isn’t ready to wreck it
so makes up a fake wedding to ditch at the last second
well, that would be a miracle
yo, i came to prove a point, so mind the aggression
i came to silent dissent with my rhymes as a weapon
i came to extinguish your flame, this your divine intervention
i came to prove that okwerdz don’t deserve my undivided attention
see, when i flow it’s an explosion like fire cracker
plus i came with that flame, i got that fire cracker
and to prepare for you i wrote a couple jokes about norway
here’s one: you’re g-y
yo, you’ll find out that i’m the meanest without needing no reason
you little piece of sh-t
i heard you and your peeps don’t like being called swedish
you little swedish b-tch
yo, as far as race i respect yours
but your stench of a french wh-r-
it’s only right i leave you open like a breeze through some french doors
you rapping’s food for rabbits, it’s pure cabbage
i call it sauerkraut
plus you look like a grumpy german so i’ll call you a sour kraut
yo, i shook your hand earlier, it wasn’t very manly
and as i expected, it was very clammy
well f-ck your sweaty hands and your wedding band
you dress like the front man of a 90’s wedding band
but me? i’m the whole package, a better artist than you
more well rounded, better regarded than you
more sophisticated, more r-t-rded than you
i’m more dumber and i’m more f-cking smarter than you
i rep canadians for scandinavians and do it so f-cking well
so welcome to canadia…go f-ck yourself

[round 1: nils m/ skils]
like two minutes ago you were a nice guy and now you come off as a true goon
you had to do a line about the m-ssacre didn’t you?
i will not reb-ttal, i had a friend there it is f-cking too soon
just had to get that one laugh you little geek?
that’s just very very low, like a canadian toilet seat
you know who doesn’t like rone?
me
you know how many dudes he’s kissed at one frat party?
three
now i will openly praise you if i get my -ssed kicked
but i will totally hate you if you f-ck it up and suck so much my overseas debut is not a cl-ssic
and we’ve all seen how different we act around black kids
and told fredo you’re a face-ist, well that’s pr-nounced fascist
you gotta be pretty dumb to be a racist wigger
he actually walks up to black people like, “ayyy! what’z up my…cotton picker?”
i spat about 450 bars in on camera battles this year
which just about equals your whole battle career
500 paid shows, i’m a pro and a legend
you’re just not worthy, i’m who you hope to be when you’re thirty
i’ve been a threat dawg; talking sh-t in that blog
is the dumbest thing you’ve done since you taught your mom how to read the internet log
don’t let your ego grow cause you’re suddenly known
style wise you still a struggling clone looking for something of your own
solo i’m undefeated since ’04, it’s like i’m stuck at the throne
my style is never seen before like a reb-ttal from rone
so please let this sink in: you’re not some kind of kingpin
you battling should’ve never happened in the first place like pat stay drinking

[round 2: rone]
i said, “f-ck your whole life and what this cracker’s like”
you said i don’t reb-ttal sh-t, you’re exactly right
yo, i’ll out white you then…you’ll out white me
like, how could i do more white things than a motherf-cking viking?
he votes with parody, speaks with clarity, use of vulgarity
strictly a rarity, wants sincerity, not popularity
says things like terribly, donates to charity
so you being a viking, well that’s ridiculous bro
they were ravenous beasts, you’re just brittle and slow
they’d be pillaging homes or out slitting a throat
and you’d get left behind to just sit on the boat
yo, i would beat him depleted if my game was on median
so you’ll still get played if i played the comedian
try playing my lane and get played to the median
you playing a viking well i’m adrian peterson
well your countrymen are runners so nils carries the pace
sh-t, i bet you’d be interested in running an aryan race
check his hair and his face, sh-t he carry the traits
and he’s quick with the hi-5, it’s the aryan way
i know what nils did the last time he got r-t-rded
called up all the n-z- party, organized a n-z- party
but it’s the 21st century so in public he’s not as racist
but only likes bread if it’s white and orange juice if it’s concentrated
appreciates the landfill, he works at summer camp still
and if he’s grilling he’ll be d-mn if he don’t use a gas grill
yo, but switch it yo, your women and our women
i say f-ck the comparison
i’m banging banging norwegians, you’re banging ugly americans
you got poor rapport, i drop drawers for sport
i’ll stuff your wifey with the d like it’s fourth and short
they would know just to look at you, i never will be shook at you
i just did you like your language, second round i f-cking butchered you

[round 2: nils m/ skils]
“right” and “life”, that was the worst rhyme
but i feel like a proud dad, i made you do a flip for the first time
now what you need to do is keep on doing flips like that
and after a few years you’ll be decent too
norway, viking, blah blah blah, whatever
you’re just mad i’m from a country where people have more money and look better
now when you battle foreigners at home, you resort to the role
of patriot warrior rone like you’re boarder patrol
so if i’m dissing america, i’m not spitting generics
i’m not holding back i’m going at the f-cking core of his soul
so tell me why y’all keep engaging in wars when you’re blatantly poor
my country has sh-t loads of oil
when should we expect to get invaded by yours?
yeah that’s right, i’m anti-american as sh-t
i’m saddam hussein with che guevara’s brain, osama’s rage
and the b-lls of the soldiers who sent you home from ‘nam in shame
you’re awful at best
you looking less comfortable like bender when arcane was m-ssaging his br–sts
i don’t want to bite you cause that would kind of hype you
but look at me, you’re d-mn right, i’m ’bout to out white you
i mean, i’m northern european, i’m nice with cross country skiing
i sometimes act like i’ve had it but i’m happily married
my sense of pride has never told me i have to get in fights
b-tch i’m so white i spent the whole night doing this under a strobe light
you’re skating on this ice
now that’s a cold fact
i’m straight the f-ck outta norway so you better snow dat

[round 3: rone]
yo nils i’ll be real, it seems all you do is effortless
not like it comes easy, just like you’re not putting effort in
you a strange physical specimen on the heaviest sedatives
just because you’re a gentle man it don’t make you a gentlemen
this is chemicals blazing versus a settle-in painting
and acetylene flame to the flesh of a baby
yo whole presentation couldn’t be less entertaining
you probably bang a b-tch like, “this s-x is amazing”
if he’s sad, entertained, happy, enraged
nils will react…exactly the same
yo, you’re the most boring man in all of toronto
and if you were any more laid back, you’d be horizontal
you make a group of nuns seem like some unruly punks
better yet you make a buddhist monk seem rude as f-ck
he’s soft like he’s downy, downing weed brownies
i hit him with a cheap shot like i’m steve downing
or switch it to a different flavor, bait him swimming into gators
do my sean avery and play the role of instigator
(yo baby, yo baby i got this aaah, yo)
yo, your bicep would pop and your back would rip
if you tried to open up a f-cking bag of chips
see i’m skinny but in shape, your skinny is hard to take
you’d try to do a pushup and both your arms would break
some sit ups and you’d spit up
some squats would mean a body cast
so how’s your name gonna hold weight if your f-cking body can’t?
you need a rap reference to get it? let me provide my help
your name holds as much weight as that grind time belt
yo, see i’ve examined both your name and your tone and it’s putrid
trying to outrap rone? c’mon homie it’s stupid
you used your language as a crutch so i’m pr-ne to abuse it
this is battle rap nils and we don’t make excuses

[round 3: nils m/ skils]
why the f-ck would i be scared of you?
i don’t react the same to everything
when your grandma goes down on me, i’m like, “this head is terrible”
i could tell from the start you’re an amateur
no heart and no stamina, you act hard for the camera
that’s not part of your character, it’s a part, it’s a character
i’m gordon ramsey the way i’m slicing this virgin
to be precise like a surgeon, generally you’re a mark like the manager
kids are starving in africa, not having a home
they wake up thinking, “at least i’m not a f-ggot like rone.”
your girl likes bad boys and i’m bad to the bone
i made her sweat and she said my c-ck was a “alalalalalo”
she told my d-ck, “you know what to do make me c-m for you”
i just had to put it in her sir, cool?
(most of y’all didn’t get that, that f-cking sucks!
set your early 90’s pop reggae game up)
there never was a field as corny as you
you’re a b-tch and right now i’m really daughtering you
so you better be talking smoke if you wanna give me a pound
that should be obvious
like why bishop’s ugly -ss don’t want no mirrors around
(sorry man)
i’m rearranging this whole battle thing
and you’re like, “f-ck it what’s happening?”
even mind bender loves making cause thanks to me he’s black again
you sure do suck a lot of c-ck for someone who…loves sucking on c-ck
your fantasy is deep throating the horn of a unicorn that wears a cop uniform
now you ain’t improve much, they hype you up
if you’re from the norwegian countryside and make it here then obviously you nice as f-ck
so give out respect and keep it humble son
you’re a kid, i’m a vet and won a ton of rap battles for each one you’ve done
and this one’s over so go drown your sorrows
and i’ll move the f-ck on cause my next battle is tomorrow

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