kinky friedman - waitret, please, waitret lyrics
kinky friedman – waitret, please, waitret
well, i pulled into dallat on a cold december day
bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon café,
spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
but she couldn’t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret
heard me say:
oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, lord it ain’t no disgrace.
oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
and waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
well, i walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
the waitret said, hey, stupid, that’s a cigarette machine!
well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a
bet,
and if that there ain’t a jukebox, you can smoke my
cigarette!
oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, lord it ain’t no disgrace.
oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
and waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
you’re the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home?
no, i come all the way from houton and i feel so all alone.
i used to live in autin then i come up to big d
in hopes to get my big break on national tv.
honey, i think i have what it takes to make you a star but
first …
oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, lord it ain’t no disgrace.
oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
and waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
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