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kirby krackle - this fantasy world (dungeons & dragons) lyrics

[verse 1]
you’re sure not tall, and you’re not all that attractive
cause you’re a level eight dwarf and you drink too much ale, you drink way too much ale
but you’ve got a nice axe and you know how to use it, it’s plus two against zombies
and the moment you set foot in this campaign you set a magic missile on my heart and charm person on my brain

[chorus]
dungeons and dragons
yes i like playing dungeons and dragons with you
yes i do, yes i like playing dungeons and dragons
but i want to get you out of this fantasy world
and into my fantasy
and out of this bas+m+nt and into the sun
dungeons and dragons

[verse 2]
one time you saved me by setting the oncoming hordе of golems on fire
and one timе you saved me from the mouth of a volcano ’cause you can levitate which was a very clever spell choice
and i think the other players might be starting to suspect, cause you’re always saving me when sh+t turns to heck
but this is so much more than dungeons and dragons

[chorus]
yes i like playing dungeons and dragons with you
yes i do, yes i like playing dungeons and dragons
but i want to get you out of this fantasy world
and into my fantasy
where you could be my girlfriend and we could go out to dinner
dungeons and dragons
[verse 3]
as we finish this battle, and we slay the dragon and look around her lair for loot like gold and magic items
i look around this room at all these f+cking nerds and all their f+cking books and all their f+cking dice and their primarily windows+based computers
and doritos and mountain dew
everything here is disgusting but you

[chorus]
yes i like playing dungeons and dragons with you
yes i do, yes i like playing dungeons and dragons
but i want to get you out of this fantasy world
and into my fantasy
and into my bed, where we could have s+x
dungeons and dragons

- kirby krackle lyrics

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