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kleenex girl wonder - routine comedie lyrics

wait wait wait – tell me who’s on base?
anyway, i’m a g+nius at games and i’m seeing your face
on the news, on the case
what do you stand to gain?
what’s your take
a foolish debate between two middle+aged corn flakes?
one’s born every day, in the states
i don’t have data on the global rate
but i hate your attitude
your platitudes make me constantly mad at you
but maybe i’m crazy!
down periscope is nothing like the navy
oh, i wasted whole days slavin’ over radio
oh+oh, that’s not slavery, no, no, no
it’s just a shame that we
both owe boatloads
the feds are forcing us to sing like we’re at cold stone
plus my course+load at the sorbonne
is making me disproportionately mean and horrible

c’est vrais! but hey, whatcha gonna do, today
to negate the lunacy of all the hate you spew at me?
maybe fake jewelry? blasé tomfoolery?
andre 3000, bee thousand or john fogerty?
there’s no way to deceive such a sweet human being
or perceive what you see, or achieve what you dream
see, me? i’m like a likeable belief
i like to liken it to lichen: it’s a weed
and it grows outside of me

primally, violence tries to define me –
fine with me. but i might keep on leaning on
the demonsp+wns who grind my t++th
a sign of peace; a white
egyptian cotton sheet on a wire
the choir says “never expire, retire
you’re stuck in the muck and the mire of desire
take snuff to stay tough in the widening gyre
liars for hire: die in a fire.”
please god don’t give janis joplin a mercedes;
i’d feel a lot safer for the denizens of hades
oh, ho ho. such a pedestrian joke!
well, no
the system’s broke
when a bold bro can get cornrows
and sling p+rno puns at awards shows
meanwhile, character actors and old pros
dissipate into the ether as foretold

so you should h++rd gold
dig up a hole in the forest and store it
before it gets stolen by poor folks
and give me your phone
there’s an app for that hat+in+hand rigamarole
and of course you know
the porousness of certain borders
you grope like a horuspex
hoping to hone in on something
so horrible no one should know
even if it’s just a corny old joke

- kleenex girl wonder lyrics

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