klokwerk e - dong lyrics
[verse 1: kyle kombs]
crash landed, no signal, we stranded
in the middle of bayou on an unknown planet
i met an alien named oscar, and his breath real rancid
said he needed a hand, we like, what’s the plan?
put a banjo in his hands, started strumming a song
he had a monster in a cage, and his name was dong
said he dances all crazy, but he likes to eat babies
and the monster in the cage started singing along, like
[interlude]
[?] i wish you’d help me escape and help me get away
i’m the god dang door ding dong
they trappеd me locked inside so long
you k!ll this pr+ck and sеt me free
i’ll grant you anything you need
[verse 2: kyle kombs]
well, he was on his way to earth on a quest to rage
he hit a wrong turn, oscar offered a place to stay
then he led him to the bas+m+nt and threw him in a cage
forced him to sing music and dance up on the stage
fortunate for dong, we was on the same route
we had a plan to conquer earth, and he was coming no doubt
i kicked oscar in the nuts, billy punched him in the mouth
and he broke the lock and shocked us when the f+cker busted out like
[yodeling]
[verse 3: billy d]
i gave oscar a kick to the chin
and kyle helped me backswing, do it again
the dong took off like he done f+ckin’ entered a race
and tried to bounce without so much as a thanks
f+ck that! f+ck that! h+ll yeah, f+ck that
so we ran into the alien jungle after his ass
the little [?] was fast, but at last he was trapped
’cause he led us right back to the bayou that we crashed in
[interlude]
[?] i wish you’d help me escape and help me get away
i’m the god dang door ding dong
i played my trick, and [rock?] get lost
i fl!ck my wand and bust yo knees
i swear you’ll never capture me
[verse 4: billy d]
i ran up from the back, and i tackled him from behind
must have kicked him in the furry face like seventeen times
i kicked him in the scr+t+, and then kyle tweaked his nipples
then we noticed they was leaking [long?] ketamine crystals
stop it, you’ll k!ll him! f+ck it, let’s milk him
his titties squirt milk every time that we hit him
after that, we put the dong back in his cage
tell them freaky earth b+tches that the werk on the way, let’s go
[yodeling]
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