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koa - the very true story of dash lyrics

[chorus]
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
‘cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of dash

[verse 1]
i had a rough life as a foal
not particularly sharp or witty
but i was faster than any colt
and my rainbow hair, it sure looked pretty
billy from gym class wouldn’t stop calling me names
so i fired up my laser eyes and fried his brain
[chorus]
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(this story is so true)
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(super duper true)
come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
(yeah, hold on tight)
‘cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of dash

[verse 2]
once i tamed a dragon (yeah, like a really, really big one)
made it go back from whence it came (he was huge!)
once i broke the barrier of time (barrier of +what?+)
i went back from when i came
and spike became my servant due to dragon code
and so i told him “take a letter,” and this is what we wrote

[chorus]
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(very true, very true, incredibly true)
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(it’s absolutely f+cking fact, every f+cking word)
come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
(you don’t look excited enough, come on!)
‘cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of dash
[break]

[bridge]
one time i met a filly who was good at bubbles
one time i went to pinkie’s and we got in trouble
one time i had a dream that i lived in a stable
one time i trapped twi in an arachnid fable
one time i ran a factory and hid in the bathroom
one time i found some tentacles in twilight’s bathroom
and one time twilight kissed me, one time i got adopted
and one time pinkie died, and one time i wrote my autobiography

(yeah!)

[chorus]
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(truest story ever told)
this is the very true, very true, very true story of dash
(the story of dash, the story of dash)
come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
(hold on tight)
‘cause it’s the very true, very true, very true, very true

[post+chorus]
very true, very true, very true, very true (so true)
very true, very true, very true, very true (you won’t believe that it’s true)
very true, very true, very true, very true (but it is, i swear)
very true, very true, very true, very true (i promise)
very true, very true, very true, very true (one hundred percent real, zero percent fake)
very true, very true, very true, very true (it’s so true, it’s so f+cking true)
very true, very true, very true story of
dash
(i wrote it myself!)

- koa lyrics

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