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kollektivet - crazy hangover lyrics

whoa, that was a crazy night!
what happened? it’s so insane!
i just kept drinking and i’m so hungover
what a crazy gang we are
but where’s jakob?

i just woke up, shakin’ off the ladies
they just won’t stop
but then i realize something’s up
baby let me break it down from the top
i was so sh+tfaced that she might just seem like a lack of taste
that i so blacked out and i though i got away with it
but it looks like this time i didn’t

oh sh+t, i just married her
happens all the time, she’s my third this year
but what about all the other rings over here
hope they’re not related to the rings over there
what a sick case of polygamy
why does awesome hangover stuff always happen to me?

yesterday was wild and crazy
i try to recall but my mind is hazy
i know where i found this guy
pickin’ him up in a single fly
bringin’ him home and the mood goes high
that’s the effect of a crocodile
you know the party’s crazy when people dress up like animals
liquor, beer, booze and wine
drinks in the mouth, drinks from behind
the crocodile got wasted really fast
and crocodance until he passed out

when you’re hungover then just put your sunglasses on
and sing, sing, sing really loud to the lead synth of the song
turn it up!

that’s crazy!
what happened?
so hungover!
not again!
that’s crazy!
so typical us!
blank!
crazy parties!

when i’m drinkin’ i’m not thinking
i just groove to the beat
i say that women see me shining and they fall at my feet
and it’s so typical of me to bring several home
and get a full blown moan choir getting it on
ooh, the first one’s glitz
the chick on my side has real nice tits
i seem to remember there’s still one more
then why the friggin’ h+ll is my b+tt so sore?
(fistpump, fistpump, fistpump in your…)
i just gotta say that the craziest thing is that n0body knows whose crib where in
well, yes! i gotta say i do
see i met this guy he’s like rainman dude
he was sittin’ down playing jackblack with the fellas’
one second later he was richer than the rockefellas’
i can remember how the drinks were flowing double time
‘cuz when i’m at a party sh+t like this just happens all the time
but then he was gone for a while
and then he came back with some fresh textile
a closer look and i can understand why…
we won’t be able to pay for this hotel room in a while

(phone rings)
sir, it’s check out time. do you wish to charge a credit card?
oh sh+t, this is gonna f+ck my bsu account in the ass!
this is sooo crazy!!!

that’s crazy!
champagne!
two lines of coca+cola!
blackout!

i threw a person in the pool, who does that?
awesome persons!
i gave a high five and a wedgie, who does that?
cool humans!
i gave a girl roofies, who does that?
rapists!
okay!
peggy break it down

crocodile in the house!
that’s crazy!
meerkat in the house!
that’s crazy!
crocodile on top of a meerkat!
crazy!
everybody in the room’s just crazy!
slo+mo shots of drinks!
whoa, crazy!
happy faces indicate that this is so craaaaaaaaazy!

that’s crazy!
just vowels!
real easy!
a bit boring!
let’s do this alphabet style!

won’t grow up!
must throw up!
i’m bulimic!
that’s not funny!

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