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koopastar - channel 15 lyrics

[intro]
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah (blah blah blah)
blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah (blah blah blah)
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)

[verse 1]
tonight at 10, the world is ending again
and we know why and when, so you better watch
we got a bit with some feminist chick
and also a picture of a starlet’s crotch!
two people died, a double homicide
their bodies found inside of a wishing well
and we tackle the flaws in these obesity laws
in this segment that’s sponsored by taco bell
we’ve got violence, danger, s+x, and drugs
and it’s awesome cause all of it’s real!
we do the illusion of news and while
you think you’re choosing the views that you feel…
[chorus]
all of this and more and live
only on the channel 5 news! (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
only on the channel 5
channel, channel 5, ch+ch+channel 5 (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
channel 5, only, only on the channel 5
only, only (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)

[verse 2]
we’ve got chip walker, live at the scene, with breaking news!
chip are you there? (only on the channel 5 news!)
chip walker here, am i coming in clear?
i’m standing near to the scene of the crime
this iraqi guy’s shop seemed a newsworthy spot
so we’ve been gathering shots here for quite some time
today, real fast, the owner’s daughter passed
we grabbed a shot of her ass while the owner was near
then he struck my chest, and now he’s under arrest
and now you people have one less man to fear
this family’s angry, crying, sad, and lost
and it’s awesome, cause all of it’s real!
i do the illusion of news and while
you think you’re choosing the views that you feel…

[chorus]
more as this develops live
only on the channel 5 news! (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
we go now to max stevens, with the weather for the weekend
(only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh))
what are we looking at here, max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?
max? only on the channel 5+ max?!
[bridge]
we’re experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by
please stand+, please stand b+, +and+, please sta+
please+, p+please+, please stand by, please stand+
ple+, p+please stand+, please+, +stand+
alright, we got a signal. cut to max (p+please+, stand by)
good evening, hi, it’s your weather guy
i advise you to buy another lightning rod
we didn’t catch this impending disaster
maybe it’s natural, maybe it’s god
the sliding mud, the incoming flood
will never wash the blood from my greedy old hands!
this job was fun, i had a pretty good run
but i’ve never been one to give in to demands! (he’s off+script!)
people are angry, crying, sad, and lost
and it’s awful cause all of it’s real!
we do the illusion of news and while
you think you’re choosing the views that you feel…

[chorus]
all of this and more and live
only on the channel 5+
only on the channel 5+
only+only+on+ (we’re back)
hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh
(only on the channel 5)
news, hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh
(only on the channel 5, channel, channel 5, ch+ch+channel 5)
news, hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh
(channel 5, only, only on the channel 5, only, only)
news, hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh
only on the channel 5 news
[outro]
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
only on the channel 5
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
only on the channel 5
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
channel 5, only on the channel 5
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
only on the channel 5 news (hoo+ooh, hoo+ooh)
(blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah)
channel 5, only on the channel 5 news

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