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kranck - the haircut store lyrics

so i’m going to the haircut store, because i need to get a haircut, ’cause my hair’s too long
and i get there and i say, “can you cut my hair?” and the person there says “yes i can cut your hair” and i go “okay cool
uhh make sure not to cut it too short this time” and they say “i didn’t cut your hair last time i don’t know what it looked like”
so i say, “well it was too short, so don’t make it too short,” and they said “okay i won’t make it too short.”
“do you know if it was clippers or scissors?” and i say “i don’t know, i don’t know if it was clippers or scissors. which one would make it shorter?” and they thought for a moment and then they said, “clippers.”
so i say “yeah it was probably clippers then because it was too short.”
and they say “okay, well i’ll use scissors. next time that you go to get a haircut, use scissors.” and i say “i’m not gonna use scissors i’m not gonna cut my own hair, okay?” and they say “no you idiot, tell the person to use scissors,” i say “ohh okay, okay.” so we sit [?] i sit down and they cut my hair it was in silence because we didn’t wanna talk
and when i got home i look in the mirror, and it was too f+ckin’ short

it’s too f+ckin’ short

give me my hair!

- kranck lyrics

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