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krizz kaliko - avoiding mirrors lyrics

[verse 1: krizz kaliko]
now check out that big old boy
he don’t really think we do, we got options
but a lot to pop and stop stopping, just watch ’em
he’s a lot to watch, he probably didn’t block ’em
never did take my shirt off in public, think he never had a girl
then he’d jerk off and love it, eating ice cream
[?] i been nightly eating my cheez whiz
you ain’t got all the answers
sway got to fit a bit or pick the chicks to get with
spit quick and i’m fat with a big d#ck
no neck and i never had a picknic
treat ’em like a prostitute like i’m sl!ck rick
pig
i don’t be pigging out with sis away from me
i cut his liver out just get away from me
you ain’t got nothing to say to me
think that you cut me and i’ll bleed out gravy
it’s crazy the way that they view you
you think you s#xy and flexing and they see right through you
don’t look in the mirror, now do you?
cause what you see ain’t what you pulled up in
i go “boy i’m thick”
think i’m a pig in a wig while i’m digging your b#tch
if i start i don’t quit
you gon’ be seeing her leaving and she screaming “aye krizz”

[pre#chorus: krizz kaliko]
yeah, fat boy lit, talk sh#t
i don’t politic with dudes
eat your food, swallow it
i don’t care about your blue checks
i don’t follow it
and i came before the mess
cause it ain’t ’bout modeling
watch out

[chorus: krizz kaliko]
i’m already dead
somebody try to k!ll me put the bullets in the bread
i ate it up
i’m already cold
somebody told me no fingers in the sugar bowl
i ate it up
watch what you say
watch what you say
watch what you say
i’m all f#cked up, aye

[verse 2: merkules]
f#ck the calculator that’s counting all of the carbs
my counselor said to stop cause it’s bound to f#ck with my heart
i just had a big mac, now i’m downing it with a pop
no one knows if i don’t get no sodium, that’s withdrawal
i’m a fat f#ck
i need mayonnaise in a major way
always keep a couple bags of chips on layaway
lost a bunch of weight cause i ate no food
now it’s all coming back like deja vu
i hate the f#cking mirror and it hates me too
but i’m blessed motherf#cker, i should say achoo
every buffet lineup, i’m the first they feed
hurts to breath, worst you see when i merk the beat
every thanksgiving they calling me turkules
that bad, i need lap band surgery
i’m always going for seconds like certainly
and every time i leave the crib i bring desert with me
the f#ck is against you
i can’t seem to kick it
i’m so f#cking fooled that i can’t clean the dishes
i swear to god being this fat’s my religion
i get off the stage and go back in the kitchen
like f#ck diabetes i have all the symptoms
well put down the burgers
i can’t they’re delicious
i tuck in my gut when they asking for pictures
so shorty come over, we’re having a picknic
i’m f#cking over it

[verse 3: jelly roll]
aye, bloodshot, you can tell i’m lit
you probably think because i’m fat i smell like sh#t
you probably think because i’m big my b#tch ain’t bad
found out she is, now b#tch, your b#tchass mad, oh
i bet you think you digging for gold
nah b#tch cause the sheriff spit shivering cold
so froze you would think i spit the sh#t in the snow
on top of that, you should know i’ma hit it and go
i’m really smooth, mix me with your ridicule
eat a bag of edibles, b#tch that’s what i’m finna do
i’m all firing up, this sh#t is k!lling you
a fat boy but i swing d#ck like i’m a skinny dude
give me some pizza and i’m f#cking it up
outside the club getting my d#ck sucked in a truck
light girls with a thin waist and junk in the trunk
and i like my waffle house smelling covered in chuck
f#cking hourglass#shaped models, bottle full of sand man
meanwhile you f#cking a fat girl and a grandam
three girls hit me popping p#ssy on a handstand
and i’m taking all three home, that’s a grand slam

- krizz kaliko lyrics

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