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kubernikus18 - my mom and tree lyrics

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[verse]
my mom just bought a tree
at the market, on june 15th
she had no one to love
except for me, like the heavens above

my mom and her tree
decided, to hold hands happily
she wanted company
and said to the tree, would you marry me

she wanted to have toddlers
and buy a house that costed a million dollars
she quit her job and left me
all alone, to be with the tree

they were so happy together without me
her name was heathеr
heather had left mе
in a cardboard box, to be with a tree

i went to the store
and bought some clothes, and became a wh0re
i’m busy turning tricks
on the sidewalk, so i can get tips
this is the end of the song
i wasn’t serious, it was a joke all along
the chord progressions the same
and i guess it’s funny even more than it’s lame

[outro]
out on the city streets, i got the tunes in my box
i’ll play the chili pepper so the public can rock
excuse me mister, won’t you hear my thoughts?
i play in a band, yeah, we’re called the red hots



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