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kuhn_music - umlaut lyrics

[intro]
this stupid f+cking—this stupid motherf+cker saying k+u+h+n…
it’s k+ü (mispr+nounced)+h+n, idiot
umlaut (mispr+nounced)
umlaut (mispr+nounced)
umlaut (mispr+nounced)
umlaut (mispr+nounced)
umlaut (mispr+nounced)
umlaut (mispr+nounced)

owns a lot. owns a lot
b+tch, i own a lot
see this watch? it costs a lot
see with me, all this money grows on trees—
’cause b+tch, i don’t pay the government fees
but that’s also because i’m under the age of 18
and don’t have to do that sh+t
’cause i don’t own a house
see, really, i’m not counting stacks—
all i do is sit back and fap
b+tches think they tens, but they know that’s cap
bet them ass cheeks can’t even clap
man, yo ass ain’t fat—you fat
you don’t get a pass
all you do is sit in class and pass the gas
all these people’s lungs gassed by they twenties
’cause they be huffin’
all i be huffin’ is the money—
⸻

[chorus]
see, nothing funny—
’cause it’s the umlaut (mispr+nounced)
and b+tch, you know it costs a lot
and you know i own a lot
b+tch, you know i f+ck a lot
and you know i lie a lot
and these other rappers never had one thought
yeah, b+tch, it’s the umlaut (mispr+nounced)—
it don’t cost a lot
b+tch, i don’t own a lot
and i don’t f+ck a lot
yeah, b+tch, i lie a lot
and some thought i’d never rap again
but here i am, b+tch—here i am!
(oop—never mind.)

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[verse 2: jerk thuggins & kühn]
[jerk thuggins]
it’s backus with that umlaut (mispr+nounced)
backus doesn’t move a lot—
but backus makes the mou la la
[kühn]
b+tch, this be straight murder like a crow—no caw caw
(caaawwww)
b+tch, caw caw
ha ha clinton+dix taking pictures of my d+ck
posting up for fl!cks
richer than richard nix

[jerk thuggins]
speakin’ ’bout clinton—had lewinsky on his c+ck
told his wife to kick rocks
man thought he had his second term on locks

[kühn]
man, i ain’t in the hood—leave the doors unlocked
’cause i’m white
well, you know i love mayo—
countin’ up the pesos
no, i mean the money
’cause i ain’t from mexico
i just said i’m f+cking white
yeah, b+tch, i’m white as the light
that you see at night—
just playing, i’m the opposite of all that
and i know when you lie
i can call all that
and if you lie—
l!ck my motherf+cking ball sack
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[chorus: jerk thuggins & kühn]
[jerk thuggins]
b+tch, you know it’s umlaut (mispr+nounced)
b+tch, you know it costs a lot
and you know i own a lot
and you know i f+ck a lot
and you know i lie a lot
and these other rappers never had one thought

[kühn]
b+tch, it’s the umlaut (mispr+nounced)—
and it doesn’t cost a lot
b+tch, i don’t own a lot
b+tch, i don’t f+ck a lot
man, thinking about it…
i don’t even lie a lot
b+tch—f+ck off

⸻

[outro]
(um)
(yeah?)
(so maybe it turns out that it’s pr+nounced “umlaut.”)
(uh huh, really?)
(not “umlaut” [mispr+nounced].)
(f+ck you.)
(woopsie.)
(seriously—f+ck you. f+ck you.)
(fart noise)
(no. no. no—don’t try to make this funny. f+ck you.)

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