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kunt and the gang - britain's got talent shows lyrics

i would like to go on a tv talent show
but when i approached them, they said no
i asked them what was wrong, they said they didn’t like my songs
so i’m gonna sort a different act out and go along
i’ll dress up in disguise and then right before their eyes
i’ll jump out from the curtain with a surprise

and i’ll go
simon look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
cheryl look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
louie look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
scary spice look at this: ur hur hur

when i go on and do my new act the crowd will all go wild
cos i’ll be w+nking off my helmet whilst crying like a child
it will make a pleasant change, from dogs let off their leads
and the usual sh+tty dance routines by kids with special needs
then when they sling me off the show, i’ll just go on the voice
and even though she likes the m+ff, jessie j will get all moist
when i go
jessie j look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
will.i.am look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
tom jones look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
that one from the kaiser chiefs look at this: ur hur hur
piers morgan look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
david walliams look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
len goodman look at this: ur hur hur hur hur
nasty nigel look at this: ur hur hur

then i’ll turn to amanda holden as i w+nk and look bereft
and say, “this is what les did after you left”

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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