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kunt and the gang - five people died on the m25 lyrics

i was on my way to croydon
i was driving to a gig
i’d just gone past junction 5
and hit a queue that was very big
i sat there in traffic for an hour
and then on the radio
they said there’d been a fatal crash between a lorry
and a citroen berlingo
so all the carriageways were closed

five people died on the m25
if i’d been 10 minutes earlier i might not be alive
five people died on the m25
what a bunch of c+nts they’ve made me late

i’d drunk 3 cans of red bull
and ate both my sausage rolls
i’d finished them before i’d even
reached the dartford tolls
the radio said five pr+nounced dead
i don’t mean to be remiss
but i was two hours late for my gig
and desperate for a p+ss
five people died on the m25
if i’d been 10 minutes earlier i might not be alive
a berlingo’s had the roof cut off
and bodies lay prostrate
but what a bunch of c+nts they made me late

if you ever pass the crash site
remember to spare a thought
for the ones who lost their lives
and the families left distraught
and make sure you remember
to spare a thought for me
i was three hours late for my gig
and the b+st+rds docked my fee

five people died on the m25
if i’d been 10 minutes earlier i might not be alive
their flowers tied to a lamp+post
i’ll pull over and desecrate
because that bunch of c+nts
that selfish bunch of c+nts
cost me two hundred quid and made me late

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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