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kunt and the gang - fucksticks (mother's cunt remix) lyrics

[verse 1]
now, my old grandad had a word
he used when things went wrong
to introduce this word to you i put it in a song
so every time this word gets used his memory lives on
i’m about to tell you what it is so you can sing along
[chorus]
f+cksticks
when nan wouldn’t let him touch her furry pie
f+cksticks
when he got some shrapnel lodged in his j+p’s eye
f+cksticks
when a german sniper shot him in the c+ck
f+cksticks
when he found a lump on his left b+ll+ck
f+cksticks
when me nan died and she left him all alone
f+cksticks
when he let a bogus caller in his home
f+cksticks
when the first black people moved into his street
f+cksticks
when arthritis meant he couldn’t beat his meat

[refrain]
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks
f+cksticks, c+c+c+c+nt
f+cksticks
[verse 2]
so every time i hear the word
i start to reminisce
i suddenly taste werthers and get a faint whiff of p+ss
so when someone annoys me or things get on my pip
i think about the moany, racist old c+nt and really let it rip

[chorus]
f+cksticks
when i miss an open goal in 5+a+side
f+cksticks
when i lost my hard+on’s after nan had died
f+cksticks
when the teacher’s told me that i was no good
f+cksticks
when the old bill caught me w+nking in the wood
f+cksticks
when i’m having it off and i think of my old man
f+cksticks
when little kunt leaves skidmarks down the pan
f+cksticks
when some other f+cker pushes in a queue
f+cksticks
when you get caught short and really need a poo
f+cksticks
when i came a+tumbling off my bmx
f+cksticks
when i split my frenulum while having s+x
f+cksticks
when some smart +rs+ b+st+rd gives me my comeuppence
f+cksticks
when it’s ages since i’ve seen a lady’s tuppence
f+cksticks
when there’s no clean pants so you have to wear your mum’s
f+cksticks
when your bird won’t let you f+ck her up the bum
f+cksticks
when you feel all queer and you don’t know what to say
if you say ‘f+cksticks, f+cksticks, f+cksticks’
it just makes everything ok
[outro]
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks, mothers c+nt, mothers c+nt
f+cksticks

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