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kunt and the gang - have a wank (acoustic) lyrics

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what do you do in the middle of the night
when it’s dead, dead quiet and your mum’s asleep
and your dad’s asleep and the door is shut
and the light is out and the room is dark
and the curtain’s drawn and you’re on your own
your bed is warm and your dream was rude
and your hand’s restless and your knob is hard?

have a wank, have a wank
have a motherf-cking wank

i’m getting out my c-ck
i pull my foreskin back
i reveal my acorn
and give it a little smack
i’m thinking of ladies
playing with their vulvas
and inserting objects
into their women’s areas

what do you do in the middle of the day
when the tv’s shit and there’s nothing on
when you got no money and you got no beer
and you’ve read the paper from cover to cover
the radio’s playing a pile of shit like darius danesh and daniel bedingfield
who are the two biggest c-nts in the whole wide world?

have a wank
have a motherf-cking wank

i’m getting out my c-ck
i’m gonna wank for britain
i’m c-mming in a sock
and then i’ll put my kit on
i’m wanking as if
my life depended on it
i’m picturing some tits
i’m imagining a cl-t

come on, come on
come and have a wank with me
come on, come on
come and have a wank with me
come on, come on
come and have a wank with me
come on, come on
come and have a wank with me

wank your c-cks and c-nts with me

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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