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kunt and the gang - men with beards (what are they hiding?) [2020 version] lyrics

[chorus]
men with beards
what are they hiding?
could i handle the truth
if they chose me to confide in?
or would my dead body be found
down a railway siding?
where i’d been murdered by a man with a beard
murdered by a man with a beard

[verse 1]
you can’t work out what they’re thinking in their face
because they’ve got hair growing all over the place
you can’t tell what they’re up to, maybe it’s best not to know
perhaps they’re full of hair up here, but they’ve got none down below?
do they put p+rno mags in the bushes in the woods?
do they interfere with kids + and make them say ‘thank you’ afterwards?
do they hang around in parks, and wait ’til after dark
jump out of the bushes + and then f+ck you for a lark?

[chorus 2]
men with beards
what are they concealing?
that facial fuzz gives me
an uneasy feeling
like they’ll hide my dismembered corpse
up in the ceiling
where i’ve been butchered by a man with a beard
butchered by a man with a beard
[verse 2]
shipman, bin laden, stilgoe, haystacks
they were all hiding something, and that’s an actual fact
whispering bob harris + why was his voice so soft?
had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft?
like peter sutcliffe: the yorkshire ripper
he avoided the use of a razor or clipper
they’ve all got a secret + could be anything
but they’re probably part of a pedophile ring

[chorus 3]
men with beards
what are they obscuring?
they all seem so confident
and so assuring
but to some waste ground
you, they’ll be luring
where you’ll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard
bludgeoned by a man with a beard

[verse 3]
a recent phenomenon, that i find weird
is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard
in adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool
they’re no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school
but now i can’t tell a rapist from some guy who is hip!
which one is mick, from this is england + and which is scroobius pip?!
throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat
and is he a muslim extremist, or a hoxton tw+t?!
[chorus 4]
men with beards
what are they secreting?
will they trick you into
a clandestine meeting
and then drug your drink
or the food you were eating?
until you wake up to find what you feared
you’re being rogered by a man with a beard
watch out for men with beards
(he’s behind you…)

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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