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kunt and the gang - my nob is bigger than your nob lyrics

[k: kunt, lk: little kunt]

k: my n0b is bigger than your n0b
it’s got more p+b+s and a bulbous helmet
lk: no, my n0b is bigger than your n0b
it won a rosette at a country fair
k: my n0b’s more hairy than your n0b
it looks like justin lee collins eating a sausage
lk: my n0b’s more veiny than than your n0b
it’s like a detailed road map of britain

k: i like taking my n0b to the middle of the woods
and showing it to ladies passing by
lk: why?
k: cos it gives me a high
lk: is that a lie?
k: no, you should give it a try

k: your n0b is smaller than my n0b
it looks like someone’s fashioned a miniature
lk: no, your n0b is smaller than my n0b
it doesn’t touch the sides of a standard v+g+n+
k: your n0b’s more cheesy than my n0b
you could use it as bait in a mouse trap
lk: but your n0b is g+yer than my n0b
that isn’t a mole, it’s a little smudge of faeces
k: i like sticking my n0b out the side of my trunks
when i got to the local swimming baths
i do it on your behalf
lk: yes, it’s a laugh
but watch out for the staff

k: my n0b is longer than your n0b
it’s peter crouch to your michael owen
lk: my n0b is wider than your n0b
my bird’s vag is covered in stretch marks
k: my n0b is stiffer than your n0b
if i turned round quickly i could have gary coleman’s eye out
lk: my n0b is quicker than your n0b
i go from soft to milk in 30 seconds

k: i like putting sunglasses on my n0b
then taking photos of it
lk: is that g+y?
k: i couldn’t say
it just looks like it’s on holiday

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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