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kunt and the gang - political correctness gone mad lyrics

you can’t lock your kids in the cupboard anymore
even if it’s for their own good
you can’t give your wife a little dig anymore
even if she’s burnt the yorkshire pud
they stopped me from having me peanuts on a plane
cos some c+nt with a nut allergy decided to complain
i’m on the s+x offender’s register for w+nking in the park
it’s political correctness gone mad

it’s political correctness gone mad
it’s political correctness gone mad
you can’t hit your sprog
you’re not allowed to f+ck your dog
it’s political correctness gone mad

blackboard – now it’s called a chalk board
manhole – maintenance hole
christmas – winter festival
spotted d+ck – spotted richard
milkman – dairy goods delivery person
blind – visually challenged
easter eggs – spring spheres
f+nny fart – accidental v+g+n+l air emission

you can’t smack a bird on the bottom any more
even if she’s bent over a desk
i got thrown out of a club the other night
for shouting “get your c+nt out” at the burlesque
the barmy brussels eurocrats are something that i hate
telling us that our bananas have to be dead straight
you can’t lean off a ladder to touch up a bit of paint
it’s political correctness gone mad
it’s political correctness gone mad
it’s political correctness gone mad
it’s all gone too far when
you can’t w+nk in your car
it’s political correctness gone mad

it’s political correctness gone mad
it’s political correctness gone mad
you can’t go for a ch+nky
or spike a lady’s drinky
it’s political correctness gone mad

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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