kunt and the gang - use my arsehole as a cunt (the nick clegg story) lyrics
i wanted to be prime minister for my career progression
‘cause gordon brown had led us down into a big recession
the public went and voted but my party came in third
and i was left hanging around like an unwanted t+rd
but then i got a phone call from david cameron
he said, “nick, i can help you get into government
but there’s one condition behind this coalition
you’ll have to bend over, pull your cheeks apart and spread”
i mulled it over carefully and this is what i said:
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+”
i started feeling guilty as if i sold my soul
as one by one my policies got shafted up my hole
before i knew it, there i was, agreeing with the cuts
as he thrusted the tory policies in right up to the nuts
then one day he turned up with his mate george o
he said, “i don’t think you’d mind, he had a little go.”
so i just bent over and took it on my knees
i went back on my promises to scr+p tuition fees
at least i’m not the only one getting shafted when we’re charging students these…
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
come on, insert your corey
make me feel like a tory
we’ll go back on our election pledge
if you nudge that peanut on my ledge
(oh, yeah)
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+
go on then, just this once
use my +rs+hole as a c+nt
use my +rs+, use my +rs+
use my +rs+hole, use my +rs+hole
as a c+nt
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