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kunt and the gang - what's the point of burlesque? lyrics

cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff

one of me mates had tickets for the front row
and persuaded us to go and see this cabaret show
the show was f+cking terrible, the acts were all sh+t
then out came this bird who started taking off her kit

she was a big old unit, a bit of a lump
and now she’s staring at me like she’s got the raving hump
why am i getting daggers off this twelve stone joan?
i’m was only looking at some tidy little m+ffs on me phone

cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff

what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
when you can see a jack and danny on the internet
what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
when you can go online and see a lady’s minge instead
what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
when they start to get their kit off i just wish they’d get dressed
what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
when you can go online and see a lady’s minge

this bird did a little dance, was she having a laugh?
you won’t give me a b+n+r with tassles and a scarf
since broadband was wheeled out across the nation
i can’t even get a semi unless i see full penetration

with safe search off you can see some mucky stuff
you’re never more than 2 cl!cks away from a lady’s m+ff
so, come on love, don’t blame me that your act is redundant
it’s not my fault on the internet, beef curtains are abundant

cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff, cl!ck cl!ck m+ff

what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
they don’t even get their tits out and they look a f+cking mess
what’s the point in burlesque, what’s the point in burlesque
when you can go online and see a lady’s minge
so i’m just gonna stay home, go on my iphone and stare at a lady’s minge

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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