kyle exum - dad's plan (god's plan parody) lyrics
[intro]
boy i wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
i wish you’d try me
[verse 1]
boy know i’m your dad don’t start trouble with me
tryna keep this belt on is a struggle for me
look at this mess that i had to come home and see
clean this up boy
“ok”
don’t you talk back to me
this hurts you but not more than it hurts me
be more like your brother that boy listens to me
now clean the gr-ss
“mom said i don’t have to”
your mama’s not home boy rules are different with me
[chorus 1]
dad’s plan, dad’s plan
whoop my kids sometimes i won’t (yeah i should though)
i play games nah sike i don’t (don’t play no games, nah)
don’t like rule? then there’s a door (adios, yeah)
i’m your dad that’s d.a.d. (do as demanded, yeah)
bought the shoes that’s on your feet (yeah fresh, yeah)
i make sure my children eat (yeah of course, yeah)
[post-chorus]
and still
bad things
y’all keep doing bad things
boy i wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
i wish you’d tried me
bad things
y’all keep doing bad things
boy i wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
i wish you’d tried me
he said “do you love me?” i told him “only partly”
i only love my belt and your mama, i’m sorry
turn this off, boy do you know how much this cost me?
off the phone, that’s probably why you’re failing awfully
“i have no b’s”
bump a 92 i want 103’s boy
without me and mom boy you would not be
least you could do is bring a’s not 80’s
[chorus 2]
dad’s plan, dad’s plan
whoop my kids sometimes i won’t (yeah i should though)
i play games nah sike i don’t (don’t play no games, nah)
don’t like rule? then there’s a door (out my house, yeah)
i’m your dad that’s d.a.d. (do as demanded, yeah)
bought the shoes that’s on your feet (yeah fresh, yeah)
i make sure my children eat (yeah of course, yeah)
[post-chorus]
and still
bad things
y’all keep doing bad things
boy i wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
i wish you’d tried me
bad things
y’all keep doing bad things
boy i wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
i wish you’d tried me
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