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kyle gordon - crucial life lessons for young children lyrics

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lyrics from live performance

[song 1]
when you’re hanging out with friends
and you wanna play pretend
if you wanna be a man in sp+ce
you need a helmet on your face
but you don’t need a real sp+cesuit
any household item will do
so put a plastic bag on your head
put a plastic bag on your head

[song 2]
your mom and dad were joking when they said you’re allergic to nuts
you are not allergic to nuts, no way!
’cause no one is allergic to nuts, they made it up!
so go ahead and eat some nuts

[song 3]
if there’s doody in your pants, that’s food

[song 4]
don’t read, yeah yeah
don’t read, yeah yeah

[song 5]
lightbulbs can go in the microwave
lightbulbs can go in the microwave
[song 6]
if you’re angry and you’re scared, hit your friend

[song 7]
pour your milk on your dad’s computer
pour your milk on your dad’s computer
just do it, kid!
f+ck it, i’m sure your dad will love it
when you pour your milk on his brand new computer

- kyle gordon lyrics

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