kevin bloody wilson – born again piss tank lyrics
i’d pay a visit almost every day to our little local hotel
and quite often ‘’d drink ‘til i fell to me knees
and i’d dribble me sins to meself
but a wowser convinced me, me life would be richer
if i could just give up the booze
i gave in to temptation
t’was money and greed
and the thought of sweet f-ck-all to lose
i went spirallin’ downward from that moment on
i shunned friends i’d known all me life
i fell in with the wowsers and-please, god forgive me-
i even played bingo one night!
unashamed, unrepentant, me life was so empty
each mornin’ me whole body shook
like the devil inside me was kickin’ me kidneys
aww, f-ck i was crook!
but i’m a born again p-ss tank ‘cause i’ve seen the light
of a big neon sigh that spells “pub”
me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over
as if someone heard from above
now it feels like and angel’s just p-ssed on me tonsils
or that h-rny young barmaid herself
me life’s been made different, i’m a born again p-ss tank
and the wowsers can all go to h-ll
tormented, demented and right off me rocker
and f-ckin’ near right round the twist
a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
a few shillin’s short of a quid
i just dribbled and giggled and stared at the fridge
rockin’ backwards and forwards all day
‘til finally snapped and i king-hit the missus
two demons come took me away
but i’m a born again p-ss tank ‘cause i’ve seen the light
of a big neon sigh that spells “pub”
me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over
as if someone heard from above
now it feels like and angel’s just p-ssed on me tonsils
or that h-rny young barmaid herself
me life’s been made different, i’m a born again p-ss tank
and the wowsers can all go to h-ll
now that’s all behind me, that part of me life
it’s as if i’ve emerged from the smog
now i’m full of the spirit that i cast aside
i’m all right now-praise be to grog!
‘cause i’m back from the depths and i’m back with me mates
and i’m pleased to say even back with the wife
and god when i think of how i lived through that h-ll here on earth-\
worst two funkin’ days of me life!
but i’m a born again p-ss tank ‘cause i’ve seen the light
of a big neon sigh that spells “pub”
me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over
as if someone heard from above
now it feels like and angel’s just p-ssed on me tonsils
or that h-rny young barmaid herself
me life’s been made different, i’m a born again p-ss tank
and the wowsers can all go to h-ll x2
i’ve been saved!
i’ve been saved!
have-a-lager, i’ve been saved!
i feel a fourex comin’ on!
or a tooheys!
thank got for nt draght!
or fosters!
or an emu export!
or a swan lager!
or a coopers!
praise be to grog!
for carlton!
i’ve seen the light-
but you can stick the light up your -rs-!
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