key of awesome – bearded nun lyrics
bearded, bearded nun x3
bearded, gaga
you ask where i get my ideas from
i used to get them from my gay husband
but predictable is what he has become
so now i only listen to the nun
ha-a-a-a-a ha-a-a
that was a good one
you are comedian
i don’t know what he is but i think he’s the shiz, so i’m worshiping the beared nun
i know a lot of trannys, geeks, and circus freaks, but he’s easily the weirdest one
i’m not sure if it’s a dude, cause i’ve never seen it nude
puts on lipstick with a gun
the father, son, and beared nun
gaga, i’m home, i brought food for the knomes-are you here alone?
what the gaga?
how the h-ll could you do this to me?
get thee to a bearded nunery (?)
what are you doing home on a school day?
school is closed for kathy griffen day
i challange you, to a weird off, of 5 rounds the loser leaves town
this is the championship, it will decide who is hip
here’s lord gaga’s first attempt: ooh, that was nice
and now the nuns at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face, and builds a gingerbread house with his mind
here’s lord gaga’s retort: he’s putting on his cheese shorts, and then he brings out some mice
okay that’s weird
looks like the nuns on the ropes
he calls in the bearded pope
who gets a razor and shaves off his beard, no
i guess that means he won, but now his beard is gone, and that’s where he gets his powers from
bearded, bearded nun
i think we’re done
dear gay husband, accept my appala-gaga
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