lady mama - telephone parody lyrics
lady mama:
what do you say bk?
bk:
are you going to tell me that concept for this telephone video or what?
lady mama:
well… first of all this song is not as good as bad romance.
and, it’s not even close to poker face or just dance,
so i will distract them by getting half naked,
and, throw everything at them,
but, the kitchen sink sink, the kitchen sink sink, what do you think think…
i will prove that i don’t have a p-n-s, wink wink,
first i’ll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards,
then make out with a she-male in the prison yard yard,
bk:
this video seems goofy you should just do it alone,
besides i’m getting sick of all these songs about phones,
lady mama:
bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialoge,
we poison everyone including a cute dog,
then we start to dance,
and there’s dead people everywhere,
as usual i have a lot of crazy cr-p in my hair,
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-product placement,
we hide the de-dead bodies in the ba-ba-bas-m-nt,
blood and guts and b–bs and b-tts,
and, i just wanna make your head explode,
beep-beep-beep beep-beep beep-beep-beep
that was lady gaga in morose code,
bk:
if you think i’m doing this,
then you’re a crazy b-st-rd,
you must of blown a gasket,
are you tripping on acid,
as a child were you abused by some big crazy b-st-rd,
and, did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket,
i just wanna do a simple shoot with dancing,
you used to be a diva,
now, your marilyn manson,
lady mama:
your gonna do my video,
and, do it my way,
i’d hate for something bad to happen to your family,
bk:
my family-y?
lady mama:
that’s right beyonce’,
a piano might accidently fall on jay-z,
bk:
somebody help me cause i don’t want to sing anymore,
she’s got a gun to my head on the dance floor,
lady mama:
rub a dub-dub three nuns in a tub,
and, they’re doing it with a garden gnome,
bk:
please don’t beat me up,
but i have to ask what,
does it have to do with a telephone?
you’re crazy b-tch! ahhhhhhhhhh!
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